Review: Top Therapy - Coco

[Ampshark01]

Title: Review: Top Therapy - Coco
Date: Nov 22, 2023
Phone: 6098803895
City: Egg Harbor Twp
State: NJ
Location: Stand alone house off WHP
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70+130
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 50
Physical Description: Very short, not overly attractive, nice boobs, wrinkled stomach, long black hair.

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Recommendation: No

 

[Kdoggy2]

Wow sorry man but coco has always treated me like a king. Its got to be that dump got to her 1.6 wtf I walked out 4 of the five times when Kim was running it. I only went there to see coco, and it was a very good experience as usual for me

 

[Old Time Monger]

Wow sorry man but coco has always treated me like a king. Its got to be that dump got to her 1.6 wtf I walked out 4 of the five times when Kim was running it. I only went there to see coco, and it was a very good experience as usual for me

It's the difference between the gift of gab and the gift of green. Those that know how to schmooze and elevate the occasion make out better and usually save money along the way. Those that rely on Andrew Jackson to do their negotiating can many times be disappointed since the attendant is more concerned about how many Jacksons she can pilfer out of your wallet when you're there.
Those mongers that have the gift of gab save money in the long run and usually have upgraded experiences as well such as an expanded menu at a basic place which causes other mongers to become jealous.

 

[Kdoggy2]

It's the difference between the gift of gab and the gift of green. Those that know how to schmooze and elevate the occasion make out better and usually save money along the way. Those that rely on Andrew Jackson to do their negotiating can many times be disappointed since the attendant is more concerned about how many Jacksons she can pilfer out of your wallet when you're there.
Those mongers that have the gift of gab save money in the long run and usually have upgraded experiences as well such as an expanded menu at a basic place which causes other mongers to become jealous.

Spot on!! R&T girls are easy to manipulate and seduce get to them early and you are their American boyfriend. FS girls are all about the $$ but can be schmoozed a little. Even first visits with coco angel candy, and the most toughest negotiating machine grace/Jasmine with a little gift of gab got me 1.0 or less full hour visits, and a couple freebies down the road. Anyway Coco is fantastic one of the best for me

 

[Ampshark01]

It's the difference between the gift of gab and the gift of green. Those that know how to schmooze and elevate the occasion make out better and usually save money along the way. Those that rely on Andrew Jackson to do their negotiating can many times be disappointed since the attendant is more concerned about how many Jacksons she can pilfer out of your wallet when you're there.
Those mongers that have the gift of gab save money in the long run and usually have upgraded experiences as well such as an expanded menu at a basic place which causes other mongers to become jealous.

I'm from Brooklyn brother if it's anybody that knows how to use a line of bullshit it's me LOL and believe me it had nothing to do with words or schmoozing. She started off at 160 but in the long run I wound up with 120 but the experience wasn't worth 80 so IDK maybe we all have different tastes in what we enjoy.

 

[Old Time Monger]

I'm from Brooklyn brother if it's anybody that knows how to use a line of bullshit it's me LOL and believe me it had nothing to do with words or schmoozing. She started off at 160 but in the long run I wound up with 120 but the experience wasn't worth 80 so IDK maybe we all have different tastes in what we enjoy.

She's working at a FS place and is primarily concerned with the $. Kdog has a relationship with her from a previous place she worked at so his history with her is what has allowed him to get a deal. Even if you're the king of BS from Brooklyn it doesn't mean shit if you run into a chick that is primarily working to extract as much money as she can from each and every monger. Since she extracted more money from you, then she can charge Kdog less money because you overpaid. In the end, she makes out and you end up pissed off and will make your next visit to a different shop. The bottom line is she's happy because she got your money, Kdog is happy because his visit was cheaper and you just live and learn.

 

[Ampshark01]

She's working at a FS place and is primarily concerned with the $. Kdog has a relationship with her from a previous place she worked at so his history with her is what has allowed him to get a deal. Even if you're the king of BS from Brooklyn it doesn't mean shit if you run into a chick that is primarily working to extract as much money as she can from each and every monger. Since she extracted more money from you, then she can charge Kdog less money because you overpaid. In the end, she makes out and you end up pissed off and will make your next visit to a different shop. The bottom line is she's happy because she got your money, Kdog is happy because his visit was cheaper and you just live and learn.

I've been mongering for 25 years my brother. There is nothing you can tell me that I don't already know. Considering that I told her that I was K dog's friend, I guess I took it for granted that she was going to recognize that and take care of me on a better level so to speak. From what K Dog described about her being a very easy person to deal with, I figured telling her my association with K dogwood put her in a comfort level that I wouldn't have to be worrying about negotiating or concern myself with her said, exceptional experience. I guess my theory was unsound lol

 

[Kdoggy2]

I've been mongering for 25 years my brother. There is nothing you can tell me that I don't already know. Considering that I told her that I was K dog's friend, I guess I took it for granted that she was going to recognize that and take care of me on a better level so to speak. From what K Dog described about her being a very easy person to deal with, I figured telling her my association with K dogwood put her in a comfort level that I wouldn't have to be worrying about negotiating or concern myself with her said, exceptional experience. I guess my theory was unsound lol

Kdog lol your funny did you show her my photo you crazy man didn't you do the same thing to Wendy? From Absecon massage lol maybe next time I go in there with you and tell Coco take care of my friend for free like you did me LOL I don't know how you messed this up brother there's about 600 guys on this forum that will tell you Coco's worth more than $80

 

[Ampshark01]

I did show her your photo.. She actually laughed. Wendy? I haven't seen Wendy in months...idk why you would bring her up.. Lol.. Believe me Bragh.. I messed up nothing. She seriously didn't impress me.

 

[Old Time Monger]

I messed up nothing. She seriously didn't impress me.

She obviously impressed you enough for you to follow up with your review and complain to Kdog and myself about the specifics as to what happened.
And it don't mean shit that you've been mongering for 25 years. I've been doing it for over 45 years and I learned a long time ago that there are going to be hiccups, curve balls and speed bumps along the way.

 

[Kdoggy2]

I did show her your photo.. She actually laughed. Wendy? I haven't seen Wendy in months...idk why you would bring her up.. Lol.. Believe me Bragh.. I messed up nothing. She seriously didn't impress me.

Atleast she laughed wendy would have took a swing at you lmao.

 

[Ampshark01]

Atleast she laughed wendy would have took a swing at you lmao.

Lolol...

 

[Ampshark01]

She obviously impressed you enough for you to follow up with your review and complain to Kdog and myself about the specifics as to what happened.
And it don't mean shit that you've been mongering for 25 years. I've been doing it for over 45 years and I learned a long time ago that there are going to be hiccups, curve balls and speed bumps along the way.

Since when does a negative review constitute for being impressed? Complain to you and kdog? No, commenting on your comments. I put a review out of respect for kdog because he asked me to share my experience afterwards. Once again, 25 years, 45 years... Who cares, your not telling me anything I don't already know and am not ignorant to the fact of unpredictable experiences. That's what happens when you deal with the human element.

 

[Timmay!]

Title: Review: Top Therapy - Coco
Date: Nov 22, 2023
Phone: 6098803895
City: Egg Harbor Twp
State: NJ
Location: Stand alone house off WHP
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70+130
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 50
Physical Description: Very short, not overly attractive, nice boobs, wrinkled stomach, long black hair.

Recommendation: No

Egg Harbor CITY.
different than
Egg Harbor TOWNSHIP, which is usually called EHT.

 

[Ampshark01]

Well, obviously it's not that important if you already knew that. I'm sorry for the imperfect designation of the town on my review. I'll be more cognizant next time.

 

[Al B]

Since when does a negative review constitute for being impressed? Complain to you and kdog? No, commenting on your comments. I put a review out of respect for kdog because he asked me to share my experience afterwards. Once again, 25 years, 45 years... Who cares, your not telling me anything I don't already know and am not ignorant to the fact of unpredictable experiences. That's what happens when you deal with the human element.

It always amazes me when people give an honest negative review just for other Mongers to basically act like it was your fault that your session sucked. Kinda defeats the purpose of giving reviews. I've delt with this on a few occasions. Always cracks me up.

 

[Old Time Monger]

Well, obviously it's not that important if you already knew that. I'm sorry for the imperfect designation of the town on my review. I'll be more cognizant next time.

Stick to the five boroughs, at least you're familiar with that area.
There are nuances to Joisey that Brooklyn boys like yourself don't know about.
Know where Morristown is versus Moorestown? How about Belmar versus Bellmawr?

 

[Ampshark01]

I'm quite well versed and well traveled in NJ aside from being a Brooklyn original. Jersey is a cake walk compared to getting around Brooklyn. I just didn't realize I'd be so heavily scrutinized for one minor mistake. Lol.. It's really not that big a deal, but it seems some guys make it a stark point to comment on it.. Lolol

 

[Old Time Monger]

It always amazes me when people give an honest negative review just for other Mongers to basically act like it was your fault that your session sucked. Kinda defeats the purpose of giving reviews. I've delt with this on a few occasions. Always cracks me up.

The overwhelming majority of reviews about this place have been positive. One or two other negative reviews while all of the other mongers have enjoyed themselves. One monger mentioned that the girl was upset over her tip. Seems like the OP here went in with different expectations than the actual result. Maybe it was because of her, maybe it was because of him.

 

[Wayne1250]

Just dropping someone's name doesn't get discounts or better service. I find it funny when some customer drops my name at the beginning of their session and then the girl tells me the next time I see her while she is laughing. It's kind of a "dick" move.