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Review: VIP Eve, A Pareto Optimum

robrbt101

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#41
its a game theory optimal strategy - no deficiencies categorically but might not be singularly the best at one single thing. however it is an unfuckwithable balanced strategy.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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I repeated with Eve this week and had an internal debate with myself on whether I should post a new review or append this year-old review. As you can see, I've landed on appending, because just about everything I wrote a year ago is still true. So I think the original review is still pretty valid and it's not a crime to bump it up. (I got enough credit as it is, so do I need a new review)?

But a few subtle updates:

1. Now I can say that the pictures started off as her, but they're mostly super glammed. But the one with both her arms above her head is close enough to the real thing and in fact undersell her best assets.

2. Her English hasn't improved much. Which is too bad, because I sense there's a girl worth chatting with in there.

3. After doing this for a year, there's a bit more of a hint of professionalism in her persona. (And she had no memory of meeting me a year ago). Not surprising. And kudos for not faking remembering me. But she's still very sweet and is a pro-active kisser and generally highly engaged without being stupid fake about it. More so than similarly aged JGirls.

4. On the plus side, her introductory lingerie is now much better, so those best assets are better displayed from the get go.

5. Got a couple of modest tattoos near her wrist and ankle.

6. @funtimes' review hinted at something that wasn't necessarily happening a year ago (to my knowledge) can now happen. If that's your thing. Not really mine.

Bottom line, and most importantly, for the boobhounds in the house who haven't seen her....gun to my head, what rack available this spring in NYC would I, BrettKavanaugh™ (with no space) choose to nuzzle with for an hour? Unquestionably, it's Eve's. Just beautiful full dense firm natural DD heavies, with full access and very nice responsiveness. And keep in mind I say this knowing Arie, the GOAT, is an option now. In 2024, I'd pick Eve's girls even if Arie offered the same access Eve does.

So you don't even need a gun, do you? Put a Q-Tip to my head and you get the same answer.

Which also means that the orginal premise of the review is no longer necessary. In that one category she's #1. Well, #1 this season. (Though still of course very nice to have #1 come in a young friendly engaged package that isn't fat).
 

rigandine

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#43
I repeated with Eve this week and had an internal debate with myself on whether I should post a new review or append this year-old review. As you can see, I've landed on appending, because just about everything I wrote a year ago is still true. So I think the original review is still pretty valid and it's not a crime to bump it up. (I got enough credit as it is, so do I need a new review)?

But a few subtle updates:

1. Now I can say that the pictures started off as her, but they're mostly super glammed. But the one with both her arms above her head is close enough to the real thing and in fact undersell her best assets.

2. Her English hasn't improved much. Which is too bad, because I sense there's a girl worth chatting with in there.

3. After doing this for a year, there's a bit more of a hint of professionalism in her persona. (And she had no memory of meeting me a year ago). Not surprising. And kudos for not faking remembering me. But she's still very sweet and is a pro-active kisser and generally highly engaged without being stupid fake about it. More so than similarly aged JGirls.

4. On the plus side, her introductory lingerie is now much better, so those best assets are better displayed from the get go.

5. Got a couple of modest tattoos near her wrist and ankle.

6. @funtimes' review hinted at something that wasn't necessarily happening a year ago (to my knowledge) can now happen. If that's your thing. Not really mine.

Bottom line, and most importantly, for the boobhounds in the house who haven't seen her....gun to my head, what rack available this spring in NYC would I, BrettKavanaugh™ (with no space) choose to nuzzle with for an hour? Unquestionably, it's Eve's. Just beautiful full dense firm natural DD heavies, with full access and very nice responsiveness. And keep in mind I say this knowing Arie, the GOAT, is an option now. In 2024, I'd pick Eve's girls even if Arie offered the same access Eve does.

So you don't even need a gun, do you? Put a Q-Tip to my head and you get the same answer.

Which also means that the orginal premise of the review is no longer necessary. In that one category she's #1. Well, #1 this season. (Though still of course very nice to have #1 come in a young friendly engaged package that isn't fat).

I rate her looks as 7 out of 10 , shes hot and young and significantly above average. hope this marks a comeback era for vipspot
 

funtimes

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I'm not sure if Eve did the extra service last year. But def does now. Weather is getting better so we should have more decent kgirls coming from the west coast to kg, vip, and MG. If VIP could bring in Kiss and/or Becky that's currently at classy philly... that'll be a home run lol
 

Jayx2580

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I'm not sure if Eve did the extra service last year. But def does now. Weather is getting better so we should have more decent kgirls coming from the west coast to kg, vip, and MG. If VIP could bring in Kiss and/or Becky that's currently at classy philly... that'll be a home run lol
The advertisement on the new addition Ev..a will now result in a long queue out VIP’s door
 
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