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Review: Vivi/Alicia GFE Asia
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First off the review writer and didi88 are the same person. Dude, what is your deal? You clearly have something out for this spot that goes well beyond "critical reviewing." I have commented on such nonsense on other forums and other people have said as much too. Between this forum and other forums that have reviews specifically for the girl you blasted, I hope others see through your crap too.
Let's start off with the fact that this place did not exist over 2 years, so how would Dani's pic be as old as you described. Second, not a single girl that I have ever had the pleasure of spending time with her has ever worn a wig. Third, Alica's pics have the exact necklace she wears during sessions so I know those pics are her and advertises as Chinese and Australian. Fourth, I cannot speak to when the building was renovated last, but they have gorgeous real hardwood floors I can feel with my bare feet among other things that tell me it was recently. (The Shower itself is a bit small and so is the kitchen, but that is the real irrelevant piece of info here. Also, your only mentioned physical descriptions because I called you out on maybe never having been there based on some of the stuff you claimed). Fifth, no such thing as slightly enhanced breasts. She has natural DD boobs that are definitely not saggy. Sixth, her age is definitely under 30. Seventh, your FS with her is suspect when she verbally and physically shows preference for deep strokes, or "balls deep." Eighth, never have I ever had an experience that felt rushed outside of maybe the girl telling me to stop DATY and to FS because of time. Ninth, if it took her awhile to respond to you it is because this place is anything but desperate for customers. (In other reviews, I have even complained about other mongers not being respectful of others time. Especially, being Alica seems to be popular like Emi was). Tenth, not a single stretch mark on her stomach or side. She is not a spinner, but she is a far cry from fat or used to be fat as can be seen from her pics. Lastly, the MMS has been out of town for the past 2 weeks, so any conversation you claim to have had with MMS was not with her, but Alica. She is just getting back this weekend.
This really "chaps my ass." It is one thing to have a less than satisfying experience. Hell, not every single girl I have had sessions with have been "out of this world" and sometimes I have been happier than others. That said, there is a difference between objective difference in opinion or difference in experience and this blatant fabrication.
Let's start off with the fact that this place did not exist over 2 years, so how would Dani's pic be as old as you described. Second, not a single girl that I have ever had the pleasure of spending time with her has ever worn a wig. Third, Alica's pics have the exact necklace she wears during sessions so I know those pics are her and advertises as Chinese and Australian. Fourth, I cannot speak to when the building was renovated last, but they have gorgeous real hardwood floors I can feel with my bare feet among other things that tell me it was recently. (The Shower itself is a bit small and so is the kitchen, but that is the real irrelevant piece of info here. Also, your only mentioned physical descriptions because I called you out on maybe never having been there based on some of the stuff you claimed). Fifth, no such thing as slightly enhanced breasts. She has natural DD boobs that are definitely not saggy. Sixth, her age is definitely under 30. Seventh, your FS with her is suspect when she verbally and physically shows preference for deep strokes, or "balls deep." Eighth, never have I ever had an experience that felt rushed outside of maybe the girl telling me to stop DATY and to FS because of time. Ninth, if it took her awhile to respond to you it is because this place is anything but desperate for customers. (In other reviews, I have even complained about other mongers not being respectful of others time. Especially, being Alica seems to be popular like Emi was). Tenth, not a single stretch mark on her stomach or side. She is not a spinner, but she is a far cry from fat or used to be fat as can be seen from her pics. Lastly, the MMS has been out of town for the past 2 weeks, so any conversation you claim to have had with MMS was not with her, but Alica. She is just getting back this weekend.
This really "chaps my ass." It is one thing to have a less than satisfying experience. Hell, not every single girl I have had sessions with have been "out of this world" and sometimes I have been happier than others. That said, there is a difference between objective difference in opinion or difference in experience and this blatant fabrication.
FWIW, I’ve been to this place a number of times, and I’ve had some good experiences. However, some of the girls reviewed glowingly by the same group of guys have not always lived up to expectations. That’s not just my experience but others I’ve talked to as well. The B&S issue is not something I made up. So I’m not surprised the OP encountered it. Everyone’s experience is not the same, so rather than overreact, just accept that some constructive criticism is helpful, not just for other mongers, but also hopefully for Dani to improve her place
So I have to ask - how did you get a text from Dani when she just returned from an extended vacation and wasn't in town on the 21st? Just curious.... And there are a lot of other aspects to your review that I have to admit are hard to follow or that are inconsistent or unsupported by anything else you write or by what I have noticed during my visits. For example, I've actually been inside what you so charmingly call the "matterss/furniture fort" and there's actually a massage table there - not girls living in the area.
I think you also need to work on your acronyms a little bit - in my experience, "BJ" is something that she does to you, I'm not quite sure what you mean by "AAMP" (which seems to mean "American Association of Meat Processors"), and your use of "hapa" is interesting in this context. I'm also not quite sure where you come down on the photos since you seem to be saying that they're both fake and real at the same time - but then you also seem to have never met an Asian provider who speaks English well (Emi comes to mind in this category, along with a number of others I've met over the years). So it could simply be that you have limited experience seeing escorts - that could also explain how you don't know that the ladies change their names frequently and sometimes lose track of which one they're using. Perhaps you're also new to NYC - Korea-town (K-town to New Yorkers) is in the 30s and Manhattan's Chinatown is downtown - as far as know, there is no part of Manhattan called "asian town" - but I've only lived here for a decade.
I am also impressed with your telepathic abilities! I usually assume that when a girl says she's in pain that she's telling the truth - how nice to be able to read her mind to know for sure! I guess this applies also to the other comments and actions that you were so good at seeing through. Is this a skill that you can teach, or is it just innate? Is this also how you know that "Vivi" doesn't exist (you said you "have reason to believe" this, but don't really give a satisfying explanation). Of course, you also note that "everyone" is subject to bait and switch, even though that hasn't been a complaint here for several months.
Good job, by the way, of pointing out that the bathtub is about the same age as everybody else's - that's valuable intel! And I am very happy that they seem to have landed a rent-controlled pre-war place (although what a shame the landlord hasn't renovated in awhile!) - are you suggesting, perhaps, that we should ask who they use as a realtor? My lease is up soon, so this is good to know, even though it's completely irrelevant to a review.
But most importantly - if you really had so many problems with the session, then why did you tell us all that you recommend seeing the lady?And if you were as dissatisfied with her looks and performance as you say, why leave a tip?
I would also suggest working on your writing - your review is hard to read, it contradicts itself in a number of places, it frequently strays into irrelevant trivia, you have a lot of typos and factual errors that detract from your credibility, and lumping all of the text together into a single paragraph is not conducive to comprehension. But that's OK - practice makes perfect! As you write more reviews, hopefully they'll improve and will be more consistent and more helpful.
I think you also need to work on your acronyms a little bit - in my experience, "BJ" is something that she does to you, I'm not quite sure what you mean by "AAMP" (which seems to mean "American Association of Meat Processors"), and your use of "hapa" is interesting in this context. I'm also not quite sure where you come down on the photos since you seem to be saying that they're both fake and real at the same time - but then you also seem to have never met an Asian provider who speaks English well (Emi comes to mind in this category, along with a number of others I've met over the years). So it could simply be that you have limited experience seeing escorts - that could also explain how you don't know that the ladies change their names frequently and sometimes lose track of which one they're using. Perhaps you're also new to NYC - Korea-town (K-town to New Yorkers) is in the 30s and Manhattan's Chinatown is downtown - as far as know, there is no part of Manhattan called "asian town" - but I've only lived here for a decade.
I am also impressed with your telepathic abilities! I usually assume that when a girl says she's in pain that she's telling the truth - how nice to be able to read her mind to know for sure! I guess this applies also to the other comments and actions that you were so good at seeing through. Is this a skill that you can teach, or is it just innate? Is this also how you know that "Vivi" doesn't exist (you said you "have reason to believe" this, but don't really give a satisfying explanation). Of course, you also note that "everyone" is subject to bait and switch, even though that hasn't been a complaint here for several months.
Good job, by the way, of pointing out that the bathtub is about the same age as everybody else's - that's valuable intel! And I am very happy that they seem to have landed a rent-controlled pre-war place (although what a shame the landlord hasn't renovated in awhile!) - are you suggesting, perhaps, that we should ask who they use as a realtor? My lease is up soon, so this is good to know, even though it's completely irrelevant to a review.
But most importantly - if you really had so many problems with the session, then why did you tell us all that you recommend seeing the lady?And if you were as dissatisfied with her looks and performance as you say, why leave a tip?
I would also suggest working on your writing - your review is hard to read, it contradicts itself in a number of places, it frequently strays into irrelevant trivia, you have a lot of typos and factual errors that detract from your credibility, and lumping all of the text together into a single paragraph is not conducive to comprehension. But that's OK - practice makes perfect! As you write more reviews, hopefully they'll improve and will be more consistent and more helpful.
AAMP=Apartment AMP, you must be new here, no table shower, you will never have soaped lubed tits rubbing on you if thats your thing, also stepping in the tub if you got knee problems and if you got a large belly, MPs are MPs, hotel and apartment escorts are hotels and apartments
NYAW???/Madison Spa Vicky with that long tongue and stomach ink is another girl fought me all the way about FS to make you extend the session or leave no pop. BJ HJ only or time waster girls must be listed as that. Gotta put your foot down and stop the foreplay half way thru or you will never pop and she says time over come back tomorrow. This one calmed down and agreed int he end. If she never dropped the no-es it would be a different matter. Industry girls are trained to say "its too big no sex" or "I only do HJs sex is illegal" or "DFK only for my BF" once they have your cash or your naked.
I was offered Alicia and Vivi same day, I asked for the new asian girl on the menu Vivi 3 days before, not half Chinese Alicia, they simply told Alicia to pretend she is Vivi. B&S/name change, or just new girls dont exist at this agency or quit in 1 day or never showed up. "Vivi" got booking delays & my appt got slided around and I realize that if I ask "okay for X AM PM?" and no txt back for -90 mins upto -10 X time, and I dont even know where they are. And at -10 I get "are you coming hun?" How do they expect me to be there and where? You didn't confirm my booking. I wont be magically next to a new to me AMP that IDK where it is. Now I have to slide it. So whats really going on? Lets start guessing what happens to mongers.
A. no real MSM, agency owner gives the girl the client phone for the day
B. MSM is a provider busy with customers
C. guys randomly extend at this spot by tradition or jizz the girls hair at last moment and that causes 15-30 min lateness by MSM before telling me room number, which I'll get only after the girl tells MSM she is ready for next guy, or girl leaves location with guys for a short bit (food, 7/11 or sugar potential) assuming no clients for next hour or she needs her nicotine
D. the girl works multiple locations and multiple agencies or outcalls, ubers/take subway between appointments, shes not at GFEAsia (assumption) unless she has a booking X hours in advance but agent dont wanna tell me "X PM not avail I have Y PM and Z PM", instead they just ghost then beg
If the venue is the girl washing your dick in sink of a office building hallway bathroom, the gift must match the venue. The GFEAsia location isn't the typical Geberit toilet with vessel sink and waterfall faucet apartment you are used to your silver spoon life. Most apartment escorts I've been to are the newest apartments $ can lease in NYC. Tao quality, not 5 Guys. <300/hr I dont expect most $ can lease. But at >=300/hr I expect quality to the venue. GFEAsia is <300/hr so less than perfect venues are fine.
Cuz she did everything expected in the end even though a bad start, and the venue isn't important to me, and the ending was on a positive note. I'll probably go back. Just remember the agent will tell you there are more than 1 of them, no pics available (I asked the MSM), and they are all really same provider and there is only 1 girl on shift at all times. I was hoping to get one of the girls from early 2019, not the blanca, but they all quit or too much B&S (reviews say this already) or you cant ever get same girl twice unless you swap personal info with her. If the MP is a you'll never get same girl again even if you ask by name place, its gotta be mentioned. If you get a lineup automatically, its gotta be mentioned. If you can force a lineup by MSM, its gotta be mentioned. If its a equal-opportunity round robin no-lineup MP, that gotta be said too, so you know to walk if the girl who opens door you dont click with and fighting with her wont make another girl come outta the back.
Agencies can go outta biz, permanently or temporarily, and send you to the competition and you wont know cuz they all chinese and the addresses aren't public. This just generic shit. Not specific to GFEAsia, but GFEAsia a small agency. Really small.
NYAW???/Madison Spa Vicky with that long tongue and stomach ink is another girl fought me all the way about FS to make you extend the session or leave no pop. BJ HJ only or time waster girls must be listed as that. Gotta put your foot down and stop the foreplay half way thru or you will never pop and she says time over come back tomorrow. This one calmed down and agreed int he end. If she never dropped the no-es it would be a different matter. Industry girls are trained to say "its too big no sex" or "I only do HJs sex is illegal" or "DFK only for my BF" once they have your cash or your naked.
I was offered Alicia and Vivi same day, I asked for the new asian girl on the menu Vivi 3 days before, not half Chinese Alicia, they simply told Alicia to pretend she is Vivi. B&S/name change, or just new girls dont exist at this agency or quit in 1 day or never showed up. "Vivi" got booking delays & my appt got slided around and I realize that if I ask "okay for X AM PM?" and no txt back for -90 mins upto -10 X time, and I dont even know where they are. And at -10 I get "are you coming hun?" How do they expect me to be there and where? You didn't confirm my booking. I wont be magically next to a new to me AMP that IDK where it is. Now I have to slide it. So whats really going on? Lets start guessing what happens to mongers.
A. no real MSM, agency owner gives the girl the client phone for the day
B. MSM is a provider busy with customers
C. guys randomly extend at this spot by tradition or jizz the girls hair at last moment and that causes 15-30 min lateness by MSM before telling me room number, which I'll get only after the girl tells MSM she is ready for next guy, or girl leaves location with guys for a short bit (food, 7/11 or sugar potential) assuming no clients for next hour or she needs her nicotine
D. the girl works multiple locations and multiple agencies or outcalls, ubers/take subway between appointments, shes not at GFEAsia (assumption) unless she has a booking X hours in advance but agent dont wanna tell me "X PM not avail I have Y PM and Z PM", instead they just ghost then beg
If the venue is the girl washing your dick in sink of a office building hallway bathroom, the gift must match the venue. The GFEAsia location isn't the typical Geberit toilet with vessel sink and waterfall faucet apartment you are used to your silver spoon life. Most apartment escorts I've been to are the newest apartments $ can lease in NYC. Tao quality, not 5 Guys. <300/hr I dont expect most $ can lease. But at >=300/hr I expect quality to the venue. GFEAsia is <300/hr so less than perfect venues are fine.
Cuz she did everything expected in the end even though a bad start, and the venue isn't important to me, and the ending was on a positive note. I'll probably go back. Just remember the agent will tell you there are more than 1 of them, no pics available (I asked the MSM), and they are all really same provider and there is only 1 girl on shift at all times. I was hoping to get one of the girls from early 2019, not the blanca, but they all quit or too much B&S (reviews say this already) or you cant ever get same girl twice unless you swap personal info with her. If the MP is a you'll never get same girl again even if you ask by name place, its gotta be mentioned. If you get a lineup automatically, its gotta be mentioned. If you can force a lineup by MSM, its gotta be mentioned. If its a equal-opportunity round robin no-lineup MP, that gotta be said too, so you know to walk if the girl who opens door you dont click with and fighting with her wont make another girl come outta the back.
Agencies can go outta biz, permanently or temporarily, and send you to the competition and you wont know cuz they all chinese and the addresses aren't public. This just generic shit. Not specific to GFEAsia, but GFEAsia a small agency. Really small.
Riiiight.... So you wrote a bad review about a session where you claim you were given the wrong lady (who you described as not being very appealing), to whom you gave a tip in spite of the fact that you claim she tried to avoid fucking you by lying about being in pain, and then you say that you plan to return? Do you also go back to restaurants that give you food poisoning? This is what I mean when I say that your account is inconsistent.
As far as the terminology goes, I would suggest that you read some of the posts here to get familiar with the terminology and acronyms used on this site - AAMP is not one of them. And, for what it's worth, I've been reading and writing reviews for over a decade and never came across this one before. Feel free to invent your own acronyms - but try to explain them to us so we're all on the same page when we read your reviews. Oh - and if you spend some time reading reviews on this site you'll also find my posting history, which ought to address another misconception. If you actually read any of my posts then you'll see still more errors in your assumptions. And that's just in your first rebuttal. I really don't see the need to go any further.
In the "for what it's worth" category...I've seen over a dozen ladies at this location in the 9 months they've been here. Some have been better than others, but none have been bad. As such, I will note that your description of the apartment is incorrect and misleading. The apartment itself is clean and spacious, although the bathmat is sometimes a bit soggy.
And I still envy your apparent telepathic abilities - do you give lessons? Or are you just guessing when you tell us what a girl was thinking? Oh - and I can't stress this enough - the MMS was not in town on the day that you said you received a text from her and communicated with her. So I'm not sure who you think texted you - but it was not her (which means that she wasn't working that day either).
Finally - you really need to improve your writing skills. It's hard to tell what you actually think because your writing is so often scattered and self-contradictory. Not only that, but so much of what you write is at odds with my own experiences and those of others that are posted here that it casts doubt on everything else you write.
As far as the terminology goes, I would suggest that you read some of the posts here to get familiar with the terminology and acronyms used on this site - AAMP is not one of them. And, for what it's worth, I've been reading and writing reviews for over a decade and never came across this one before. Feel free to invent your own acronyms - but try to explain them to us so we're all on the same page when we read your reviews. Oh - and if you spend some time reading reviews on this site you'll also find my posting history, which ought to address another misconception. If you actually read any of my posts then you'll see still more errors in your assumptions. And that's just in your first rebuttal. I really don't see the need to go any further.
In the "for what it's worth" category...I've seen over a dozen ladies at this location in the 9 months they've been here. Some have been better than others, but none have been bad. As such, I will note that your description of the apartment is incorrect and misleading. The apartment itself is clean and spacious, although the bathmat is sometimes a bit soggy.
And I still envy your apparent telepathic abilities - do you give lessons? Or are you just guessing when you tell us what a girl was thinking? Oh - and I can't stress this enough - the MMS was not in town on the day that you said you received a text from her and communicated with her. So I'm not sure who you think texted you - but it was not her (which means that she wasn't working that day either).
Finally - you really need to improve your writing skills. It's hard to tell what you actually think because your writing is so often scattered and self-contradictory. Not only that, but so much of what you write is at odds with my own experiences and those of others that are posted here that it casts doubt on everything else you write.
You're correct that there were a number of complaints about B&S when the place first opened. But the agency posted a very candid response to these complaints and pledged to correct the practice - in the last 5 or 6 months this topic has not come up to the best of my knowledge. And, in spite of seeing over a dozen ladies here (several of them more than once), I have not experienced this myself. So Dani has, indeed, been reading these reviews and working to improve continually.
