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Review: Wang

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Rombulous

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Then all the sudden she became a little more difficult to find and it took me a while to meet up with her
The lack of logic in Women never ceases to amaze me.

Why don't they give their WeChat to mongers, eventually once they get to the 100th monger they should have enough regulars where they don't have to stand out in the street bug eyed in 20 degree weather to earn a buck to survive. They just seemingly never think about the future or plan ahead .
 

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I think the point was not to find that chick but to illustrate that option if you're brave enough to participate in it. In it's innocent phase, you're basically walking up to a stranger and asking them to recognize you, if not like you, just like asking someone out.

There is a thrill to it, at least I feel it because of my Yellow Fever, and knowing that Flushing is a gold mine for that....let's just say without the virus going on now.

The good news is that now I can psych myself into thinking I am a faithful husband and not cheating.

As Chris Rock said, we're only faithful as far as our options. Right now the virus is limiting my options. How ironic.
The problem is with Melinda Katz your odds of getting thrown in the paddy wagon went up by 4-5x. If this was the Obama era I would not find any issue with this review. But between hypocritical Trump and NY dems also hypocritical so much for Women's empowerment yet continue to harass the trade relentlessly. It's simply too risky at this time to be chit chatting in public with known providers who are likely being monitored and potentially used as a honey trap.
 

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I try to be as informative as I feel comfortable without saying too much
I appreciate a measured approach to reviews. I personally don't enjoy reading people's Penthouse Letters of how they "...slowly penetrated Holly, then her whimpers turned into a deep guttural moan..." But the point of a review is to give a monger that is interested in a provider a decent idea of what they would get for a given cost and to give them a way to find her. If you gave a $200 tip for a $60 ride, that is your business. The key detail for the review is that she accepts $60 or whatever would be her standard rate.

I think you generated a lot of interest with your first paragraph in the private details by stating what was uncommon about her. It intrigued me personally. It reminded me of a time when I locked eyes with a woman on Main who was actually off work wearing a beautiful dress in gold and white. I literally said "wow" out loud. To my happy surprise, she said "massage?" I would have followed her to the opposite side of Queens at that moment. Wang sounds like she has the same level of intrigue.

But from paragraph number two, the details fall off.

The GILFs of 38th Street are hard enough to identify. Should we walk up and down Main St to find some doe-eyed 50 year old with "something different about her?" Or are you willing to give a few more details that would aid in the search for Wang?
 

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Look the reality is 90% of people on Main Street are just point A point B and not paying you any mind.

But we have no idea under Melinda Katz the level of budget for a certain department dedicated to tracking the activity of a certain element.

They know the girls, they don't know you. But again like I said if you are going on this corner and that corner and chatting up every option on the street eventually you increase the risk you get your pic snapped and put in some operative's file and then a murder happens next month this department guy shares your pic as a potential candidate for the line up with the other department (because why not you fit the description about 50% right?) and you're in a whole world of trouble trying to explain why you were scene entering and exiting a run down shack with no license and they use that as a hook to pin a murder on you or at least get you to make up false statements or even worst case scenario serve on trial as a false witness to further the department's narrative. And if you don't commit perjury you will get some other false charged pinned on you.

Now this is a huge stretch but the point is why even put yourself in that potential circumstance - Unless the risk reward is worth it. Is it worth it to get into the paddy wagon and being publicly associated with a Woman that looks like this?

LMAO
 

Rombulous

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The GILFs of 38th Street are hard enough to identify. Should we walk up and down Main St to find some doe-eyed 50 year old with "something different about her?" Or are you willing to give a few more details that would aid in the search for Wang?
Officer Kang would be MORE than happy to assist in the search efforts.

Lt. Kang: "Hello Sir, do you need any help? You seem lost."
Monger: "I'm sorry/Pardon?"
Lt. Kang: "You seem like you're not from the area, these Women don't know anything or speak English. Can I help you?"
Monger: "I am looking for a massage"
Lt. Kang: "What legal massage establishment do you know has Women that stand outside? Where are you from? Can I see some ID?"
Monger: "Look I don't want any trouble, am I being arrested?"
Lt. Kang: "You clearly want trouble. Our new surveillance system has identified you talking to several of these Women over the past 2 weeks and we've actually pulled up your face matched to the interstate DMV database using facial recognition technology. Your name is Bob Khlondike you live in New Brunswick, NJ and have 2 unpaid parking tickets in NY and 1 unpaid speeding ticket in NJ and 1 red light ticket in PA also unpaid. We're going to have to bring you in for attempted solicitation of known prostitutes and unpaid fines there is a warrant out for your arrest for the unpaid fines which are 1 year overdue. GAME OVER Bob!!!!"
 

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Look the reality is 90% of people on Main Street are just point A point B and not paying you any mind.

But we have no idea under Melinda Katz the level of budget for a certain department dedicated to tracking the activity of a certain element.

They know the girls, they don't know you. But again like I said if you are going on this corner and that corner and chatting up every option on the street eventually you increase the risk you get your pic snapped and put in some operative's file and then a murder happens next month this department guy shares your pic as a potential candidate for the line up with the other department (because why not you fit the description about 50% right?) and you're in a whole world of trouble trying to explain why you were scene entering and exiting a run down shack with no license and they use that as a hook to pin a murder on you or at least get you to make up false statements or even worst case scenario serve on trial as a false witness to further the department's narrative. And if you don't commit perjury you will get some other false charged pinned on you.

Now this is a huge stretch but the point is why even put yourself in that potential circumstance - Unless the risk reward is worth it. Is it worth it to get into the paddy wagon and being publicly associated with a Woman that looks like this?

so where is she main st she is a 7.5 out of 10
 

Rombulous

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so where is she main st she is a 7.5 out of 10
You new people need to learn how to spell and read.

We don't know her attractiveness level.

We don't know exactly where on Main street she can be found. They are wanderers.

I think we need to restrict new membership sign ups and institute a filter where those who want to register need to complete a basic math and grammar test as well as monger 101 quiz.
 

ChaChaZhongGuo

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YES!!! I heartily agree with you, Mr. Rombulous!!!

Thank you!!!
That would be a lonely place. I’m old school that way, too, but trying to hold the fort is a losing battle.

Last night I blew my two-week budget on a chubby white millennial. I should have gone with my instinct to cancel after discovering her Instagram of Grammar and Spelling Horrors. Language and attitude are definitely inseparable.

On the flip, you have to realize how we come off to most. Some of my briefest, most diplomatic posts have been met with “Nice lecture, professor shitface.”
 

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But more on topic, MapleGarden, a competent writer by any standard, contributes with a specific audience in mind, a group well represented on this Board. His reviews, including the one triggering this thread, do have actionable data (for that audience). Seems to me that that’s the point of a relatively open forum like this one.
 

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Officer Kang would be MORE than happy to assist in the search efforts.

Lt. Kang: "Hello Sir, do you need any help? You seem lost."
Monger: "I'm sorry/Pardon?"
Lt. Kang: "You seem like you're not from the area, these Women don't know anything or speak English. Can I help you?"
Monger: "I am looking for a massage"
Lt. Kang: "What legal massage establishment do you know has Women that stand outside? Where are you from? Can I see some ID?"
Monger: "Look I don't want any trouble, am I being arrested?"
Lt. Kang: "You clearly want trouble. Our new surveillance system has identified you talking to several of these Women over the past 2 weeks and we've actually pulled up your face matched to the interstate DMV database using facial recognition technology. Your name is Bob Khlondike you live in New Brunswick, NJ and have 2 unpaid parking tickets in NY and 1 unpaid speeding ticket in NJ and 1 red light ticket in PA also unpaid. We're going to have to bring you in for attempted solicitation of known prostitutes and unpaid fines there is a warrant out for your arrest for the unpaid fines which are 1 year overdue. GAME OVER Bob!!!!"

:D:D:D
 

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Look the reality is 90% of people on Main Street are just point A point B and not paying you any mind.

But we have no idea under Melinda Katz the level of budget for a certain department dedicated to tracking the activity of a certain element.

They know the girls, they don't know you. But again like I said if you are going on this corner and that corner and chatting up every option on the street eventually you increase the risk you get your pic snapped and put in some operative's file and then a murder happens next month this department guy shares your pic as a potential candidate for the line up with the other department (because why not you fit the description about 50% right?) and you're in a whole world of trouble trying to explain why you were scene entering and exiting a run down shack with no license and they use that as a hook to pin a murder on you or at least get you to make up false statements or even worst case scenario serve on trial as a false witness to further the department's narrative. And if you don't commit perjury you will get some other false charged pinned on you.

Now this is a huge stretch but the point is why even put yourself in that potential circumstance - Unless the risk reward is worth it. Is it worth it to get into the paddy wagon and being publicly associated with a Woman that looks like this?

Last worker murdered near main st only police were in the building. Don’t worry about being framed. No bail anyway.
 

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The problem is with Melinda Katz your odds of getting thrown in the paddy wagon went up by 4-5x. If this was the Obama era I would not find any issue with this review. But between hypocritical Trump and NY dems also hypocritical so much for Women's empowerment yet continue to harass the trade relentlessly. It's simply too risky at this time to be chit chatting in public with known providers who are likely being monitored and potentially used as a honey trap.
They have female officers to do that. The union would never let them do this. Ps. I I saw a young asian officer yesterday and while I’m speaking to her I’m floored by her beauty.
 

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I saw a young asian officer yesterday and while I’m speaking to her I’m floored by her beauty.
You should have asked her if she does "massagee" and see what happens next.

Oh yeah, Rombulus told us already...
Lt. Kang: "You clearly want trouble. Our new surveillance system has identified you talking to several of these Women over the past 2 weeks and we've actually pulled up your face..."
:)
 

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Officer Kang would be MORE than happy to assist in the search efforts.

Lt. Kang: "Hello Sir, do you need any help? You seem lost."
Monger: "I'm sorry/Pardon?"
Lt. Kang: "You seem like you're not from the area, these Women don't know anything or speak English. Can I help you?"
Monger: "I am looking for a massage"
Lt. Kang: "What legal massage establishment do you know has Women that stand outside? Where are you from? Can I see some ID?"
Monger: "Look I don't want any trouble, am I being arrested?"
Lt. Kang: "You clearly want trouble. Our new surveillance system has identified you talking to several of these Women over the past 2 weeks and we've actually pulled up your face matched to the interstate DMV database using facial recognition technology. Your name is Bob Khlondike you live in New Brunswick, NJ and have 2 unpaid parking tickets in NY and 1 unpaid speeding ticket in NJ and 1 red light ticket in PA also unpaid. We're going to have to bring you in for attempted solicitation of known prostitutes and unpaid fines there is a warrant out for your arrest for the unpaid fines which are 1 year overdue. GAME OVER Bob!!!!"
https://nytrafficticket.com/faqs/#why-hire <- - - - they get me out of tickets all the time
 

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I appreciate a measured approach to reviews. I personally don't enjoy reading people's Penthouse Letters of how they "...slowly penetrated Holly, then her whimpers turned into a deep guttural moan..." But the point of a review is to give a monger that is interested in a provider a decent idea of what they would get for a given cost and to give them a way to find her. If you gave a $200 tip for a $60 ride, that is your business. The key detail for the review is that she accepts $60 or whatever would be her standard rate.

I think you generated a lot of interest with your first paragraph in the private details by stating what was uncommon about her. It intrigued me personally. It reminded me of a time when I locked eyes with a woman on Main who was actually off work wearing a beautiful dress in gold and white. I literally said "wow" out loud. To my happy surprise, she said "massage?" I would have followed her to the opposite side of Queens at that moment. Wang sounds like she has the same level of intrigue.

But from paragraph number two, the details fall off.

The GILFs of 38th Street are hard enough to identify. Should we walk up and down Main St to find some doe-eyed 50 year old with "something different about her?" Or are you willing to give a few more details that would aid in the search for Wang?
She is about 5’4”, 135 lbs, extra pounds in the middle, legs a little thick, round face.
 

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Despite what you think of the, what I’ll call 40th Rd gang, even though they have dispersed, you can find some real gems and have a great time. Aside from those that have a following and get most of the press, you can meet some what I’ll call normal educated women that you can enjoy and develop an out of spa relationship with. And, it doesn’t take much. Just patience.

I met two that were here visiting and touring and took some time out of their sight seeing activities to earn some extra walking around cash. They are both in China but will return in a few months. Were it not for coronavirus they would have already returned. We communicate daily, via text and FaceTime. They have invited me to China.

Others have invited me to their apartment. I’ve taken them up on their offers and it’s been great. Most of my experiences have been really good. Don’t sell these women short.

I was walking around Flushing with my SO who was in town for her monthly medical exam. She wanted to know where a previous SO had taken me, what restaurants and KTV we had frequented. We were walking down 40th back when it was active. A SW flagged us down. Turned out she knew us both. She was also in from out of town, where she is a well known much sought after spa worker.

There are many levels within each level in this hobby. This is just one level but it has many different levels. I also enjoy the more formal spa scene but the excitement of finding a nicely dressed women on the street that you can hit it off with and develop a relationship with with relatively little effort is very enjoyable.

Also, hanging out on Main near the 7, if you get there early you meet some of the honeys as they go to work. It’s a great game.

The thing I find truly amusing is the number of spa workers I see on Main in their day off. I’m always running into them. Eve if I’m talking to a SW, if they see me they will come up and talks to me. They all know each other.

The day I saw Wang, I ran into one I had seen in a spa over 15X and a MMS where a former SO used to work. She stoped to tell me that she just opened a new spa and gave me a business card.
 

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The lack of logic in Women never ceases to amaze me.

Why don't they give their WeChat to mongers, eventually once they get to the 100th monger they should have enough regulars where they don't have to stand out in the street bug eyed in 20 degree weather to earn a buck to survive. They just seemingly never think about the future or plan ahead .
Lack of logic and unwillingness to plan ahead of not knowing how to plan is a defining characteristic of the majority of them.

They do give out their contact information. Lucy is very well organized. She had business cards with her picture that she hands out. The first time we met she gave me one even though we didn’t go in the room. We just talked outside. But, I have seen her a few times because I had her business card. If I see one that looks interesting, even if I have just seen one, I’ll ask her for her contact information.
 

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That would be a lonely place. I’m old school that way, too, but trying to hold the fort is a losing battle.

Last night I blew my two-week budget on a chubby white millennial. I should have gone with my instinct to cancel after discovering her Instagram of Grammar and Spelling Horrors. Language and attitude are definitely inseparable.

On the flip, you have to realize how we come off to most. Some of my briefest, most diplomatic posts have been met with “Nice lecture, professor shitface.”
I understand your perspective Mr. ChaChaZhonGuo! And I agree that "we" are outnumbered when it comes to proper grammar and spelling being utilized. What saddens and disturbs me more than that, however, is the disrespect shown at times (like the "professor shitface" comment directed at you!). My credo is, if I wouldn't dare to say it to someone's face, I would not say it to some anonymous person on the internet. But that's what I live by, and I try to understand that there are lots of either immature, unsophisticated, mentally-imbalanced people out there and the internet empowers them to a certain degree when they insult, mock, and disrespect others. :(
 
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