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Review: YoYo @ 279 Grand st Chinatown Review

scycs

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Title: Review: YoYo @ 279 Grand st Chinatown Review
Date: Mar 13, 2019
Phone: 646-755-0356
City: Manhattan - Chinatown
State: NY
Location: 279 Grand st #Basement NY NY 10002
Age Estimate: 24
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Thin, C natural top, long black hair

Recommendation: Yes
 

nycballetlover

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Title: Review: YoYo @ 279 Grand st Chinatown Review
Date: Mar 13, 2019
Phone: 646-755-0356
City: Manhattan - Chinatown
State: NY
Location: 279 Grand st #Basement NY NY 10002
Age Estimate: 24
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Thin, C natural top, long black hair

Recommendation: Yes
Scycs, are you Asian or white? C ant tell from your writing but some funny stuff there, lol!
 

sklien

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I believe the article referring to Orchid that was on the second floor a couple of doors west of this place, but I could be wrong.
 

whtwrth

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The posted review was google translated, that's why it looks so weird and the phrases are not really in english. Same thing happens when japanese porn titles are machine translated.

"I totally empty my small tank" lol. That's what happens when you literally translate slang.
 

sklien

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Just to be clear, the article refers to Orchid spa that was at 273 Grand 2nd floor for years . It is closed and I'm told that the providers have moved to Eldridge st. I called their old number and got that info from the MMS. I used to go to Orchid some time ago but hadn't been recently. There was some discussion about their closing and move on this site.
The OP was referring to 279 Basement which was still open as of last week.
 

Tico1

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What was the original language? Chinese?
有一個很好的身體。在房間裡嬌小,友好。允許我漫遊她的大腿內側和內褲。她給予了很好的CBJ,並樂意為此延長時間。事情變得非常安慰,我們很快就會起火。她有一個小小的緊身小貓,一開始就很難接受。這個女孩喜歡大尺寸,所以很快就會說“操我親愛的”。當我做暨時,我非常努力地推她的緊張的貓。我想我是一個提供者,因為她比我更喜歡這個時刻。但無論如何,我完全清空了我的小水箱,感覺非常好。會回去嗎價格很便宜。您的業務完成總計130。
 

yougen

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What was the original language? Chinese?
有一個很好的身體。在房間裡嬌小,友好。允許我漫遊她的大腿內側和內褲。她給予了很好的CBJ,並樂意為此延長時間。事情變得非常安慰,我們很快就會起火。她有一個小小的緊身小貓,一開始就很難接受。這個女孩喜歡大尺寸,所以很快就會說“操我親愛的”。當我做暨時,我非常努力地推她的緊張的貓。我想我是一個提供者,因為她比我更喜歡這個時刻。但無論如何,我完全清空了我的小水箱,感覺非常好。會回去嗎價格很便宜。您的業務完成總計130。
I used Google translation to translate the Chinese back to English, and here it is,
"Have a good body. Petite and friendly in the room. Allow me to roam the inside of her thighs and panties. She gave a good CBJ and was willing to extend the time for this. Things have become very comforting and we will soon catch fire. She has a small, tight-fitting kitten, which was difficult to accept from the beginning. This girl likes large size, so soon she will say "fuck me dear". When I do cum, I push her nervous pussy very hard. I think I am a provider because she likes this moment more than I do. But anyway, I completely emptied my small water tank and it felt very good. Will you go back? The price is very cheap. Your business completed a total of 130."

I have to say it's not bad, except for the "nervous pussy" and "small water tank".
 

Tico1

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I heard a podcast today. They said the govt can now track where you are and who you contact through your cell phone. He said that the govt might use it to track people who have Covid 19. The Patriot Act gives them the power to do so. That's scary shit. The govt can know if you are client number 9. I guess you can shut your cell phone before you monger, but that would be paranoia. I never have shut my cell phone during sessions.
 

Tico1

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For example if you text or call that number, maybe the govt knows who you are, where you live and they might do this to limit the spread of covid 19.
 

yougen

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I heard a podcast today. They said the govt can now track where you are and who you contact through your cell phone. He said that the govt might use it to track people who have Covid 19. The Patriot Act gives them the power to do so. That's scary shit. The govt can know if you are client number 9. I guess you can shut your cell phone before you monger, but that would be paranoia. I never have shut my cell phone during sessions.
This is what China is doing now as I understand. They call it something like "Health code". Everyone has a QR code with a color on his/her phone that can dynamically change depending on your medical tests and where you have been to. At certain checkpoints, police/security will scan your code to see if you are allowed to pass. If you have a green (healthy) code but were in close proximity to a place or event that people get infected, your code may turn yellow and you will not be allowed to board a plane or drive out of town.
 

Camaro13

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I've been throwing my cell in the glovebox before I go to these AMPs off and on for years now- I only now wish that I'd done it more consistently. As they'd used 9/11 to push agendas like The Patriot Act through, it's a pretty solid bet that there's gonna be some more fuckery coming our way under the guise of covid...
 
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