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SA I wanted to ask you guys your experience

Zippy17

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Good start. I would add “down to party” “pay pig” & “ski” -unless there’s pictures backing up an interest in the actual sport of skiing.
Definitely, except not necessarily so sure about "down to party," which could be a good thing, sometimes.

Here's some more immediate SA red flags for me:

"FinDom" (GTFOHWTBS)
"Spoil"
"Flirty" (IMO, flirting is only appropriate when a girl either has an interest or at least a potential interest in a guy. Women who actually describe themselves as "flirts" think flirting is a lifelong way to get shit from men in whom they have zero interest, especially on a pay-to-date website, in which case it almost certainly means they actually expect to be paid JUST to flirt with guys in person.)
 

TIskier

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Definitely, except not necessarily so sure about "down to party," which could be a good thing, sometimes.

Here's some more immediate SA red flags for me:

"FinDom" (GTFOHWTBS)
"Spoil"
"Flirty" (IMO, flirting is only appropriate when a girl either has an interest or at least a potential interest in a guy. Women who actually describe themselves as "flirts" think flirting is a lifelong way to get shit from men in whom they have zero interest, especially on a pay-to-date website, in which case it almost certainly means they actually expect to be paid JUST to flirt with guys in person.)
I’ve always found “down to party” to actually mean “she likes the cocaine”…. No bueno
 

Sporty3064

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Definitely, except not necessarily so sure about "down to party," which could be a good thing, sometimes.

Here's some more immediate SA red flags for me:

"FinDom" (GTFOHWTBS)
"Spoil"
"Flirty" (IMO, flirting is only appropriate when a girl either has an interest or at least a potential interest in a guy. Women who actually describe themselves as "flirts" think flirting is a lifelong way to get shit from men in whom they have zero interest, especially on a pay-to-date website, in which case it almost certainly means they actually expect to be paid JUST to flirt with guys in person.)
And of course the biggest red flag and no go "Platonic" or "friend"
See yah!
 

draytonmc

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I'd agree on the platonic except that I spoke to one who had that and even seemed to say no physical in her profile, yet we ended up meeting twice and banging. She's actually been my only constant success after 2-3 weeks. The initial high has wanted and now I just find the site exhausting. Most girls seem to be really flaky, or it could be due to what someone had stated that most girls are done with finals and are heading home. You'd think with the holidays they'd be looking some extra cash, but who knows.
The left of effort needed to only get ghosted or stood up for no reason has me looking back on the amp and pro world with a new found appreciation. Cause there, at worst you get delayed a little, or bait and switched, but at least you knew you were banging someone decent and who at least acted like they were in to it....most times.
My issue with the sa girls is that even once you get through a successful meet, they might not even be that great in bed, and it's like, why'd I even bother? I get the low volume and when you get the right vibe it's great. And maybe I'm just not rich enough to take on the ones who are hotter and want 1k. That doesn't even sound worth it to me with the other options available. I'd rather take tried and true and guaranteed with more frequency over hit or miss.
Granted, being single would probably help things along but even then, the price point and time effort doesn't really equate.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Well, after several years, I re-upped for a month.
Probably a waste of $99, but there is a local college coed (about 2 miles away) who signed up recently who really caught my eye.
I bet she doesn't even respond to my message...but eh...what the hell.
What else would I do with $99?
Buy 9 bottles of Old Crow?
Buy 49 lottery tickets and a pack of Chicklets???
Merry F-ing Christmas, Brandon...
 

Nutopia1

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Well, after several years, I re-upped for a month.
Probably a waste of $99, but there is a local college coed (about 2 miles away) who signed up recently who really caught my eye.
I bet she doesn't even respond to my message...but eh...what the hell.
What else would I do with $99?
Buy 9 bottles of Old Crow?
Buy 49 lottery tickets and a pack of Chicklets???
Merry F-ing Christmas, Brandon...
Save your money Slim. This game ain't for you .
 

Zippy17

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That message sounds fine...a lot probably depends on what’s in your profile and, of course, your photos. Sometimes, I’m shocked at the girls who respond positively, especially when they’re less than half my age and seem like completely normal regular girls, not ones who are obviously just looking for money, because my profile could not be more explicitly clear that I’d never pay anybody a dime just to “meet” me to see if we both have any potential interest. But you can’t take rejection personally on there; I usually assume that most of the types of girls I contact aren’t looking for a married guy my age who’s offering what I’m offering, which usually turns out to be the case.
 

Zippy17

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“Classy” is another one. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any person describe himself or herself as “classy” who wasn’t, essentially, the exact opposite of whatever that term is probably supposed to mean. In the context of a pay-to-date site, I think “classy” basically just means I want expensive shit and I’m going to be insulted and consider you an asshole if you expect any kind of sex from me in return.

“Hilarious” and “funny” aren’t necessarily red flags; but I don’t think I’ve ever met a person who describes himself or herself that way who was even remotely funny; usually, it just means that they try to be funny and have no clue what funny actually is. I think many good-looking women believe they’re funny (and “interesting”) just because so many men laugh at their attempts and tell them that the stupid shit they say is super “interesting.” There are a lot of extremely annoying 50-year-old women in this city who used to be hot and who never STFU because they’ve never figured out that the reason nobody tells them how funny and interesting they are anymore is simply that they were never either one of those things when men were just hoping to fuck hem.
 

TIskier

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“Classy” is another one. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any person describe himself or herself as “classy” who wasn’t, essentially, the exact opposite of whatever that term is probably supposed to mean. In the context of a pay-to-date site, I think “classy” basically just means I want expensive shit and I’m going to be insulted and consider you an asshole if you expect any kind of sex from me in return.

“Hilarious” and “funny” aren’t necessarily red flags; but I don’t think I’ve ever met a person who describes himself or herself that way who was even remotely funny; usually, it just means that they try to be funny and have no clue what funny actually is. I think many good-looking women believe they’re funny (and “interesting”) just because so many men laugh at their attempts and tell them that the stupid shit they say is super “interesting.” There are a lot of extremely annoying 50-year-old women in this city who used to be hot and who never STFU because they’ve never figured out that the reason nobody tells them how funny and interesting they are anymore is simply that they were never either one of those things when men were just hoping to fuck hem.
This is a truth bomb. Bravo
 

Uniquelyme

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And here are some of my red flags that cause me to click the fuck out of any profile immediately:

"Influencer"
"Socialite"
"Heiress"
"Expensive Tastes"
"Platonic"

Yachts, private jets, $100K+ cars, or $1,000+ purses in any photo, and photos of girls dressed to the 9s holding $25 drinks or sitting in front of $100 entres at trendy restaurants that were obviously taken for her by some schmuck she was on a "date" with but probably never did a fucking thing with besides talk about herself and what she "wants" in a guy.
You forgot "Financial domination" or "Findom"for short as well as "Dominatrix" amd lastly "Pillow Princess."
 
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