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Sex Dolls
- Thread starter njlefty
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Dude the shit's real! We got one in 2020 since our various lifestyle choices were smashed by the riots and covid. Was nice, but the one leg in the hip joint broke within a week, and then the pussy and butthole got all ripped up and are now a unihole. The best part is the head, from time to time I let her deepthroat me, we unscrewed the head and just use that. The wig falling off thing though OMG yes that's fucking creepy. I was about to cum in her mouth once and I guess the distortion made one of the eyes come out and the other one was like pointing the wrong way. Yea, makes you question your entire life! Best part of the doll is none of this "too big, can I just jerk you off" BS, just open wide and take it all!
But WTF do we do with it! I feel like anything we do will get police attention. Cut it up and throw out one piece at a time? Totally asking for trouble. Put the whole thing in? No way, the cityfolk walking past open the lid to dump their kids' dinner trash in there while waking home from the "store". Will probably be here in the attic when my kids come to clean out the house when I'm dead. Maybe I should pin a note to it to put context. Or, just let them live the rest of their lives with it in the back of their heads
But WTF do we do with it! I feel like anything we do will get police attention. Cut it up and throw out one piece at a time? Totally asking for trouble. Put the whole thing in? No way, the cityfolk walking past open the lid to dump their kids' dinner trash in there while waking home from the "store". Will probably be here in the attic when my kids come to clean out the house when I'm dead. Maybe I should pin a note to it to put context. Or, just let them live the rest of their lives with it in the back of their heads
Dude the shit's real! We got one in 2020 since our various lifestyle choices were smashed by the riots and covid. Was nice, but the one leg in the hip joint broke within a week, and then the pussy and butthole got all ripped up and are now a unihole. The best part is the head, from time to time I let her deepthroat me, we unscrewed the head and just use that. The wig falling off thing though OMG yes that's fucking creepy. I was about to cum in her mouth once and I guess the distortion made one of the eyes come out and the other one was like pointing the wrong way. Yea, makes you question your entire life! Best part of the doll is none of this "too big, can I just jerk you off" BS, just open wide and take it all!
But WTF do we do with it! I feel like anything we do will get police attention. Cut it up and throw out one piece at a time? Totally asking for trouble. Put the whole thing in? No way, the cityfolk walking past open the lid to dump their kids' dinner trash in there while waking home from the "store". Will probably be here in the attic when my kids come to clean out the house when I'm dead. Maybe I should pin a note to it to put context. Or, just let them live the rest of their lives with it in the back of their heads
But WTF do we do with it! I feel like anything we do will get police attention. Cut it up and throw out one piece at a time? Totally asking for trouble. Put the whole thing in? No way, the cityfolk walking past open the lid to dump their kids' dinner trash in there while waking home from the "store". Will probably be here in the attic when my kids come to clean out the house when I'm dead. Maybe I should pin a note to it to put context. Or, just let them live the rest of their lives with it in the back of their heads
It’s not all bad. Pretty realistic in terms of sensation; overall it just didn’t seem like the real thing without active participation.
Once they develop the sex robots where they actively participate; I might never leave the house. Lol
So, in my typical IDGAF mode, this conversation sparked me to call my local garbage hauler to ask them how I can dispose of this item. The lady who answered, I'm sure she will retell this story to every person she ever meets from now until she dies. I totally caught her off guard, but I think because I was calm and rational, like for me it was same as calling about getting rid of some old paint cans and possibly not empty whippets by the gaylord full, she went with it. She told me that, for a 35$ sticker, I can bring it myself to their base and dispose of it there myself. I doubt I'm going to make that kind of effort, but anyway that type of service exists.