Izzy, LMAO, I thought about the elevator at PH after I posted. It will scare the shit out of you but at least you will be cleaned out once you get washed up, lol. Ready to play the trombone.
Kim is a friend who use to manage in South Jersey but moved to NYC to head up PH over 3 years ago.
Very thorough review of the options, one left is GFE Allstars. Just Google it.