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Slimm

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1941...I think. I can't remember for sure, because I'm pretty fucking old. I remember it being a few weeks before Christmas. A nice little FS place outside of Waikiki, pretty close to a big lagoon they got over there.

Session started well (pm for details), but then some trouble-makers started some kind of commotion nearby, and my provider went running for the hills.

Would not recommend.
 

East Lake II

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1941...I think. I can't remember for sure, because I'm pretty fucking old. I remember it being a few weeks before Christmas. A nice little FS place outside of Waikiki, pretty close to a big lagoon they got over there.

Session started well (pm for details), but then some trouble-makers started some kind of commotion nearby, and my provider went running for the hills.

Would not recommend.
Yea, same here. I think it was about 3 weeks before Christmas if memory serves me right. Never saw my provider after that.
 

retired051923

Don't PM me.
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I'll guess I've been mongering longer then most of you ass holes. I rarely ask for or tell what the damages are but who the hell do you guys think you are attempting to dictate what the rest of us chose to write. Stop trying to make this site something it's not.
You should heed your own advice. Not seeing J n J on any of the site staff. Personal attacks are not needed here.
 

Koujiao

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1941...I think. I can't remember for sure, because I'm pretty fucking old. I remember it being a few weeks before Christmas. A nice little FS place outside of Waikiki, pretty close to a big lagoon they got over there.

Session started well (pm for details), but then some trouble-makers started some kind of commotion nearby, and my provider went running for the hills.

Would not recommend.
Damages?
 

Manted

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What I don’t understand is why shouln’t anyone ask “what are the damages”. It makes sense so that the person understands what the standard is for the services provided. Not sure of the rant.
 

East Lake II

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What I don’t understand is why shouln’t anyone ask “what are the damages”. It makes sense so that the person understands what the standard is for the services provided. Not sure of the rant.
Everyone knows what the standard is. It’s been spelled out in detail many times. If you don’t know, go and you will find out soon enough.
 

J n J

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I don't understand why some you think that giving the damage or describing in detail the services rendered is or should be an issue. If you're concerned that LE will catch on I got news for you, they already have. The mere fact that if a review appears on this site tells them all they need to know. Just because you post on PM does not insure privacy. If they want your info they'll get it. I personally want to read a detailed review so I can make an intelligent decision.
 

Thumper

Some people call me a space cowbunny...
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I don't understand why some you think that giving the damage or describing in detail the services rendered is or should be an issue. If you're concerned that LE will catch on I got news for you, they already have. The mere fact that if a review appears on this site tells them all they need to know. Just because you post on PM does not insure privacy. If they want your info they'll get it. I personally want to read a detailed review so I can make an intelligent decision.
First of all... If we are passing out titles, then I would like to claim "Head Who Ha."

Secondly.. you are all old AF!! lol

C... Private parts of the review are hidden from web crawlers, which help reduce the details of the deed from showing up in Google search results. That's the only purpose they serve. LE knows about all the wrong doings going on in their town. And unless there's a need (aka pissed off wife, or local complaints) they aren't likely to give a shit.

And finally... Firr is right... Asking the damages is annoying, and just makes you look lazy.

So here's the breakdown...

60hf
Tips..
60 - High Five
80 - Billy Joel
100-140+ - Frank Sinatra

Unless you are Firr, then $60 apparently gets you everything lol...

And if you are MV 2-roses let's you raw dog the pooper.

I think we can finally put this to rest now hahaha
 

downtown

I have guys like you in my stool
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Truth is if we were all in a room together we’d sort ourselves out in the usual social ways. That being by age, education, income, occupation, race, etc…

Very Philosophical
First of all... If we are passing out titles, then I would like to claim "Head Who Ha."

Secondly.. you are all old AF!! lol

C... Private parts of the review are hidden from web crawlers, which help reduce the details of the deed from showing up in Google search results. That's the only purpose they serve. LE knows about all the wrong doings going on in their town. And unless there's a need (aka pissed off wife, or local complaints) they aren't likely to give a shit.

And finally... Firr is right... Asking the damages is annoying, and just makes you look lazy.

So here's the breakdown...

60hf
Tips..
60 - High Five
80 - Billy Joel
100-140+ - Frank Sinatra

Unless you are Firr, then $60 apparently gets you everything lol...

And if you are MV 2-roses let's you raw dog the pooper.

I think we can finally put this to rest now hahaha
yeah ..Ha.. you said pooper
 

Massage Vet

Massagevet - The AMP Advisor - Spa Hunters Alumnus
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"And if you are MV 2-roses lets you raw dog the pooper."

Let me just clarify. I have raw dogged the pooper of many a chinese lady. There's a good amount that were less than 2 roses. The average window is more like 160.

But, for all of the hobbiest out there, that like to indulge, I mention 2 bills because that's usually the amount, for the ladies who are willing, that will always have them spread their cheeks without haggle.

When im done with them. They deserve 2 roses.
Most of the ladies assholes smell like roses as well.

@Thumper Now we can put it to rest, my friend.
 

Manted

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First of all... If we are passing out titles, then I would like to claim "Head Who Ha."

Secondly.. you are all old AF!! lol

C... Private parts of the review are hidden from web crawlers, which help reduce the details of the deed from showing up in Google search results. That's the only purpose they serve. LE knows about all the wrong doings going on in their town. And unless there's a need (aka pissed off wife, or local complaints) they aren't likely to give a shit.

And finally... Firr is right... Asking the damages is annoying, and just makes you look lazy.

So here's the breakdown...

60hf
Tips..
60 - High Five
80 - Billy Joel
100-140+ - Frank Sinatra

Unless you are Firr, then $60 apparently gets you everything lol...

And if you are MV 2-roses let's you raw dog the pooper.

I think we can finally put this to rest now hahaha
Bambi would be proud of you
 
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