So as secretary of the booty brigade I thought I would take initiative and attempt one of the hundreds of latina posts on all the sites in search of the one to rule them all.
I just picked a random one and they said to meet at red inn in Bensalem. This place happens to be across the street from the police and fire Union so in my mind I’m heading in for a set up…but I continue.
Exchange a couple text for the room number and I figure out I’m texting someone who’s not the person in the room. The two doors across from “her room” are wide open. Red flag number 2.
However, being the dumbass that I am, I continue. I knock on the door she opens and doesn’t speak a single bit of English. I’m sketched out a little so I use the bathroom to make sure no one is hiding out in the shower waiting to harvest my kidneys or sell me a timeshare.
She’s 100% not the woman in the pictures but she doesn’t look bad at all. Small top, small waist, medium butt. Not the ass to end all asses I was hoping for but it’ll do.
We exchange the goods before the goods(turns out I knew more Spanish than I thought, shout out to duolingo) and get down to business and…that shit was not lit.
For my non-millienials: i did not have a good time.
I’ve never been f***ed like someone was trying to force me to finish before. It was extremely uncomfortable. fake moans. Everything was robotic. Tbh I would’ve been better off getting arrested. Didn’t even finish. In/out in 20 mins.
Just wanted to share my experience in case anyone was considering any of those Bensalem Latina’s. She wasn’t the girl in the picture but she was still pretty good looking. Just have bad service. Hopefully that’s not the case with them all.
I just picked a random one and they said to meet at red inn in Bensalem. This place happens to be across the street from the police and fire Union so in my mind I’m heading in for a set up…but I continue.
Exchange a couple text for the room number and I figure out I’m texting someone who’s not the person in the room. The two doors across from “her room” are wide open. Red flag number 2.
However, being the dumbass that I am, I continue. I knock on the door she opens and doesn’t speak a single bit of English. I’m sketched out a little so I use the bathroom to make sure no one is hiding out in the shower waiting to harvest my kidneys or sell me a timeshare.
She’s 100% not the woman in the pictures but she doesn’t look bad at all. Small top, small waist, medium butt. Not the ass to end all asses I was hoping for but it’ll do.
We exchange the goods before the goods(turns out I knew more Spanish than I thought, shout out to duolingo) and get down to business and…that shit was not lit.
For my non-millienials: i did not have a good time.
I’ve never been f***ed like someone was trying to force me to finish before. It was extremely uncomfortable. fake moans. Everything was robotic. Tbh I would’ve been better off getting arrested. Didn’t even finish. In/out in 20 mins.
Just wanted to share my experience in case anyone was considering any of those Bensalem Latina’s. She wasn’t the girl in the picture but she was still pretty good looking. Just have bad service. Hopefully that’s not the case with them all.
