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Starting an amp

Bigmatt9486

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Go to chinatown and talk to Charlie four eyes. He's an NVA vet who came over on the last chopper out of Hanoi. He will only appear if you pull down the correct headless duck. He'll set you up with Tommy Two-Tone from the band Tommy Tutone. From there you're gonna take a trip down to AC. When there you are going to meet a fisherman named Gordon. He can be trusted. You'll go out about 100 miles on his boat. You will have to hold a spot light. You will eventually run into a boat full of migrants. Take Gordon's harpoon and pop the vessel. From there you and gordon will catch as many migrants as possible in his net but you have to release the men back into the sea according to international laws. Take the women. Ask which one want to work an honest days work in the worlds oldest profession. Those who say yes will work for you the rest go back to the seas from which the came. From there baby you got yourself an AMP
 

sxpm

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Go to chinatown and talk to Charlie four eyes. He's an NVA vet who came over on the last chopper out of Hanoi. He will only appear if you pull down the correct headless duck. He'll set you up with Tommy Two-Tone from the band Tommy Tutone. From there you're gonna take a trip down to AC. When there you are going to meet a fisherman named Gordon. He can be trusted. You'll go out about 100 miles on his boat. You will have to hold a spot light. You will eventually run into a boat full of migrants. Take Gordon's harpoon and pop the vessel. From there you and gordon will catch as many migrants as possible in his net but you have to release the men back into the sea according to international laws. Take the women. Ask which one want to work an honest days work in the worlds oldest profession. Those who say yes will work for you the rest go back to the seas from which the came. From there baby you got yourself an AMP
Just stumbled upon this excellent piece of writing. Bet you had fun kicking that out. And, I bet you spent some time editing to get it just right. Thing is, it’s not far from the truth.
 

dotcom

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Alternatively, just pay off the local politicians and you'll be good to go. They can also probably direct you to the quality providers and mama'a that you will need.
 

East Lake II

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Just stumbled upon this excellent piece of writing. Bet you had fun kicking that out. And, I bet you spent some time editing to get it just right. Thing is, it’s not far from the truth.
Back in the days of snakehead sister ping, it was highly accurate. Nowadays, it’s a walk down memory lane.

New ones open all the time. Most have help from a customer who has often been turned into a boyfriend / husband.

Ask your favorite, she’s no doubt researched and stored up a few years knowledge and even knows the best towns. Just don’t put your name on or sign anything.
 

Bramo86

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Back in the days of snakehead sister ping, it was highly accurate. Nowadays, it’s a walk down memory lane.

New ones open all the time. Most have help from a customer who has often been turned into a boyfriend / husband.

Ask your favorite, she’s no doubt researched and stored up a few years knowledge and even knows the best towns. Just don’t put your name on or sign anything.
I’m actually reading the book ‘The Snakehead’ by Patrick Radden Keene right now!
 

Bigmatt9486

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Just stumbled upon this excellent piece of writing. Bet you had fun kicking that out. And, I bet you spent some time editing to get it just right. Thing is, it’s not far from the truth.
ha I actually didn't even edit it . I tried to go back to but I didn't see an option
 

scr500af

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The most difficult part of the business is finding the right girls. Find the right Chinese or Korean female partner from Flushing. You’ll need her to help you advertise and screen for the right talent, work the friend network, etc. Look at all the reviews and how they complain about and/or complement the girls. That tells you how difficult this part of the business is.
 

pclar001

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Would anyone considered buying an existing AMP? No, I don't have one for sale but an AMP girl I got close to 2 years ago told me of one was for sale in Manhattan. She wanted a partner and a $75k investment. While this was tempting, being in the business development side of the hospitality business, I asked her to break down the costs and she couldn't just told me girls get a 60/40 split and the house was collecting $10k a week from her and she assume the other 5 working girls were doing similar. I imagined unlimited sex from the girls as the partner but that's not the reality so I told her I didn't have the money. She even lowered the investment to $50k to put the lease under my name and that was a no in my mind. I think perks of owning an amp less than reality, it's not like the CEO gets to eat in the 5 star restaurants that the hotel group owns whenever he wants.

I saw another thread people asking does hotel know girls checking in is a working girl. The answer is absolutely Yes. I started in the biz as a mgmt trainee in the front desk. We absolutely know the working girls and the pimps. We even know when guys check in with girls they don't think are escorts. If they are respectful of other guest the hotel managers leave them alone because their pay is based on occupancy, an empty room is lost revenue. Most of the smarter girls will tip the staff well for extra towels and mid day room cleaning. I worked all the great ones in Midtown back in the days including the Sheraton, Roosevelt (which just closed) and in DC the Hay Adams and Mayflower, if I can find a writer i could publish a book.
 

PhillyJimi

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Stop thinking with you small head. If you think it will be a non-stop orgy you're wrong.

Find a really smart AMP lady who doesn't drink, do drugs, gamble and isn't insane or has 20 people she is supporting back home in Asia. Good luck with that! Seriously good luck with that!

Most smart AMP ladies who want to open a spa on their own don't need your money. You would be just another headache they don't need. Also this AMP lady will most likely be 50+ and past her prime.

If you owned real estate that would be perfect for a spa, maybe you could lease it well above market rates but again you would just be a landlord and you don't want to be in a situation where is is proven that you knew what is happening inside.

This is a really bad idea on so many levels.
 

ASHP585

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As a guy operating two businesses right now, I can count on one hand how many people told me to do it. I also don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many people said don't do it.

If you have got it all together, and understand it's going to be a BUSINESS and not a party, along with the risks and rewards of the game, I'd say go for it. But if you think it's going to be free access to the women and a cash cow that doesn't require any effort, you're probably going to be very disappointed.
 

dotcom

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Better yet, I think by becoming the "handy man" for several of these places might be the way to go. Word gets around quickly and before you know it you're running to every AMP in the City. Dream job while making the cash, getting laid, fed, and no worries bout an illegal business and all the risks surrounding it. Hell, you could franchise it out. Now, we just need a name.....
 
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