Dammit my dudes, youth is most def wasted on the young. I had a monger experience today and it just hammered this home. I'll write the review soon, hopefully tomorrow, but first I gotta get the backstory out and off my chest, otherwise I gotta put it into the review itself and then it's gonna be too much. So for now, lemme tell you about a night in 1999 when my best friend and me were in Phuket, Thailand, for 3 days. This is about one day, the first day we were there.
We landed at the airport and took some kind of taxi to find a place to stay. There were a few towns on the island and we stop at one, it's pretty quiet, cheap rooms but we're like nah, lets see what the next town is like. So the taxi take us to the next town and in that town, the hostel is full. So they take us to the main town and we check into a random hotel it's more expensive but it's nicer too and there are lots of restaurants around and gogo bars the whole deal. Good decision so far.
We hungry but instead of getting food we walk by the gogo bars and we can't resist checking them out. We walk through this area and it's just one girl bar after another. We keep walking. Some girls hot some not so much. We get more hungry and finally eat. Now we relaxed and ready to try something new. I should tell you at this point I had been to a bunch of spas brothels etc but I didn't really know how into this my buddy is. I know, looking back this is crazy. I shoulda just asked him. But at the time I was kinda unsure who to tell about my interest in the hobby. I didn't even tell my best friend lol. Here we are together in fucking Phuket, Thailand, looking at all the girls in the red light district, and I'm too scared to tell him I like to fucking hobby!!!!!!
We go into a place that is more of a straight up club, not a gogo bar, like a bar/club.....
...and we meet two chicks......both very hot. Mine was pretty hot, my friend's chick was CRAZY HOT.
...we dirty dance with them for HOURs.
And when it's getting mad late we both say OK it's time to leave. By this point it was straight up obvious to me that these girls were out here in the club to earn some dough. But doing it the lower-key bar/club hookup way. And they had put in work at this point. But my friend gives me no indication that he wants to take his girl back to the hotel or anything even though they have already been getting obscene on the public dance floor. And I was till feeling scared to say "let's bring both these hos back to the room make it a night to remember"....
So the last thing I remember at the club, we told the girls we gotta go, we tired. And they looked SO sad and maybe little shocked TBH. I said hey, girls, I know, we strange. Maybe tomorrow, and I gave them both a wad of money, probs more than we would need to pay to fuck them all night.
So my sorry ass and my friend go back to the hotel alone and my balls hurt from 2 hours grinding and no release. But I'm playing it safe. We falling asleep in our beds and my friend just says: "we should have brought those girls back to the room and banged them." Even then, I kept pretty quiet in my reply. TBH I was a repressed little fuck back then!
Believe it or not, story has a happy ending. If I can I'll write the review tomorrow.
We landed at the airport and took some kind of taxi to find a place to stay. There were a few towns on the island and we stop at one, it's pretty quiet, cheap rooms but we're like nah, lets see what the next town is like. So the taxi take us to the next town and in that town, the hostel is full. So they take us to the main town and we check into a random hotel it's more expensive but it's nicer too and there are lots of restaurants around and gogo bars the whole deal. Good decision so far.
We hungry but instead of getting food we walk by the gogo bars and we can't resist checking them out. We walk through this area and it's just one girl bar after another. We keep walking. Some girls hot some not so much. We get more hungry and finally eat. Now we relaxed and ready to try something new. I should tell you at this point I had been to a bunch of spas brothels etc but I didn't really know how into this my buddy is. I know, looking back this is crazy. I shoulda just asked him. But at the time I was kinda unsure who to tell about my interest in the hobby. I didn't even tell my best friend lol. Here we are together in fucking Phuket, Thailand, looking at all the girls in the red light district, and I'm too scared to tell him I like to fucking hobby!!!!!!
We go into a place that is more of a straight up club, not a gogo bar, like a bar/club.....
...and we meet two chicks......both very hot. Mine was pretty hot, my friend's chick was CRAZY HOT.
...we dirty dance with them for HOURs.
And when it's getting mad late we both say OK it's time to leave. By this point it was straight up obvious to me that these girls were out here in the club to earn some dough. But doing it the lower-key bar/club hookup way. And they had put in work at this point. But my friend gives me no indication that he wants to take his girl back to the hotel or anything even though they have already been getting obscene on the public dance floor. And I was till feeling scared to say "let's bring both these hos back to the room make it a night to remember"....
So the last thing I remember at the club, we told the girls we gotta go, we tired. And they looked SO sad and maybe little shocked TBH. I said hey, girls, I know, we strange. Maybe tomorrow, and I gave them both a wad of money, probs more than we would need to pay to fuck them all night.
So my sorry ass and my friend go back to the hotel alone and my balls hurt from 2 hours grinding and no release. But I'm playing it safe. We falling asleep in our beds and my friend just says: "we should have brought those girls back to the room and banged them." Even then, I kept pretty quiet in my reply. TBH I was a repressed little fuck back then!
Believe it or not, story has a happy ending. If I can I'll write the review tomorrow.
