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Things that annoy you about providers

freehappy4ever

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#1
The ladies love bitching about us, whether it's on some forums I'll chose not to name or on social media. But if you call them out, or give them equal treatment in the bitching...be prepared to deal with a legion of ladies and white knights.

Well, now it's our turn. This is the place to bitch about them! If you're going to talk about some anyone specific, please blur out names/contact info. You can post texts/emails, if she's that crazy, but block out identifying information.

Guess I'll start:

The increasingly overbearing amount of screening. If you're a newbie, you'll most likely have to do an intrusive amount of screening depending on the gal. This sucks, and there are providers who'll find other ways to clear you..but generally you'll be asked to find something personal. However, if you have an established rep and can provide references...why do some providers still feel the need to ask for extra? One girl I was looking at wants a government issued ID + a deposit...no thanks, I'll find someone else who'll accept my references (as is normal).

Then there's BBWs and mature women charging high rates. Hey, I got love for all kinds of ladies. BBWs are fun to bang as are the cougar types, but why are their rates equivalent to those of a hot 20yo? I suppose because they have enough guys willing to pay that.

More of this onlyfans shit. I get it, it's another stream of income, so it'll be promoted. I don't click on the onlyfans link, but there are some ladies I've tried booking with that ask me if I want to subscribe...nah, I'm good. If I wanted to, I would've done it on my own. Now I don't really want to see you since you're ruining the fantasy with those dollar signs in your eyes.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Any provider who lies about her age. Just be honest!
And the agencies (or indy's) who doctor up the photos to make them(selves) look younger and prettier.
Regarding age, the truly young regulars I have had have never lied about their age. They come right out and tell you.
It's only the old hangers on who do this.
Which is idiotic because:
1) Guys who are into "milfs" don't mind the older birds.
2) Guy like me who book them expecting a young one will out them for their age deception on the review sites.
Honesty is always the best policy.
 

njlefty

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#3
On some boards, I see a number of providers just whine and whine. I find it a complete turn off and will not see any provider who does that.

You know, these all cash ladies take home 100 percent of proceeds, minus their normal business expenses.

Yes, maybe Lefty should whine about my working days when I think my Uncle Sam was taxing me at 28 percent.
 

MongersGonnaMong

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#4
Oh boy, my mind is racing with a shitload of things providers do that’s annoying but top of my list is bitchy attitude
It’s already a precarious event when you’re suddenly having sex with a stranger the last thing I need is for her to be an asshole when all I want to do is switch from cowgirl to doggy
 

DunkinDonuts

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Apart from bad service, the whole "I love you" routine. I know it is part of the game to sucker in the gullible, vulnerable monger but c'mon man. None of that flies with me. The worst I had was getting a "marry me" while going mish from a provider I frequented. The girl immediately got my answer as she can feel my boner just die inside her.

I don't mind compliments whether disingenuous or not but the "love" game bugs me every time, especially if it is from a provider I seen often. Downright makes me nervous and wonder...what the hell happened?!
 

njlefty

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I sometimes find the whole world of business managers to be unsavory. A lot of complsints from providers arise from issues associated with that. A lot more than most of us would acknowledge, I believe.

I'm sure the word p*mp was invented because it had such positive connotations.:cool:
 

freehappy4ever

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Messages: 91
Reviews: 9
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Any provider who lies about her age. Just be honest!
And the agencies (or indy's) who doctor up the photos to make them(selves) look younger and prettier.
Regarding age, the truly young regulars I have had have never lied about their age. They come right out and tell you.
It's only the old hangers on who do this.
Which is idiotic because:
1) Guys who are into "milfs" don't mind the older birds.
2) Guy like me who book them expecting a young one will out them for their age deception on the review sites.
Honesty is always the best policy.
The age thing is annoying. I expect there to be some embellishment with the age, but some of them basically change decades. You bring up a good point in that it tricks guys who want a certain age.

On some boards, I see a number of providers just whine and whine. I find it a complete turn off and will not see any provider who does that.

You know, these all cash ladies take home 100 percent of proceeds, minus their normal business expenses.

Yes, maybe Lefty should whine about my working days when I think my Uncle Sam was taxing me at 28 percent.
Yeah, the whining thing is annoying, and seeing that is a turn off. I don't expect them to love me, but hearing them complain isn't want I want. I've worked in the service industry, and while we complained about customers all the time in the back, none of us were dumb enough to do it on the floor. For some reason providers lack this common sense.

Right now I'm also not in the best situation financially, and seeing some chick who makes a ton of money crying about money annoys me. It's not the client's fault that you're irresponsible. I've made dumb financial decisions in the past and nobody was there to save me, but I learned from my mistakes and am trying to be in a better place (so I could monger more often of course).

Apart from bad service, the whole "I love you" routine. I know it is part of the game to sucker in the gullible, vulnerable monger but c'mon man. None of that flies with me. The worst I had was getting a "marry me" while going mish from a provider I frequented. The girl immediately got my answer as she can feel my boner just die inside her.

I don't mind compliments whether disingenuous or not but the "love" game bugs me every time, especially if it is from a provider I seen often. Downright makes me nervous and wonder...what the hell happened?!
How far is a provider willing to lie to the client?

I've never had the "I love you" routine, thankfully, but I've had them say I'm cute/handsome...and no, I'm not trying to brag...fuck no. If I was cute/handsome I wouldn't be paying for it. Just hearing stuff like that fucks with my head because I'm not sure if I should believe it and use it to boost my confidence, or if I just be cynical and say it's just part of the game.
 

AutomaticSlim

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...but I've had them say I'm cute/handsome...and no, I'm not trying to brag...fuck no. If I was cute/handsome I wouldn't be paying for it. Just hearing stuff like that fucks with my head because I'm not sure if I should believe it and use it to boost my confidence, or if I just be cynical and say it's just part of the game.
Same.
"You're handsome"..."nice body"...blech.
I KNOW I am unattractive and I KNOW I have to pay for it.
They should keep the "whore talk compliments" under wraps.
Shit gets old real fast.
It's like, "hey, I'm here and I'm paying you and if I have a good time I'm going to leave you a good tip...be happy with that and keep the BS to yourself".
 

charliebrown

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I have five senses that all need to be addressed for me to enjoy myself.

Smells kill me. Yeast infections, smoker, pets, really strong foods emanating from the kitchen. Perfumes can trigger me the wrong way. At one time or another, I have smelled it all.

Sight, environment, cleanliness, face, smile, general upkeep and maintenance. The floors and rugs I have seen in the past bring back some nightmares.

Sounds, is it quite, comfortable and relaxing. I literally was in a spa where they had a sports channel on. I personally do not want to hear about a guys batting average while I am up to bat.

Touch. soft hair and skin. clean crisp cool sheets. Does she like being touched, does she touch back?

Taste, is the breath so bad that it actually tastes like an ash tray or rotten egg. Is the perfume so thick you get it on your lips or tongue. Back to yeast infection, just smelling an infection puts a bad taste in your mouth.

As an older man, I have not problem being with a beautiful mature woman. I probably prefer it over a young woman.

Last and definitely not least. Attitude and effort. Does the provider have a positive attitude and want to get to know you? Does she want to see you again?

Always a adventure and Forest Gump's mother was absolutely correct about the box of chocolates.
 

Njgent

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I had one provider spit on the floor the BJ and I didn't cum in her mouth. In reading other reviews of her, this was a common practice. I threaded lightly when I got out of the bed to dress.
 

sushiman

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When I see a lady, I want the DFPE (Drama Free Provider Experience)! I don't want to hear what another provider tells you or why you hate what she does and says to others. If I want to hear people complain, I have my own customers to listen to. At least I make money off of them! Also, don't call me honey, sweetie, sugar, or baby. I have a name, you know it, use it, just don't wear it out. Next, I don't kiss and tell. Don't ask me who else I've seen other than a provider's name that I may have given you about a reference. I don't ask about your clients, and I don't care. My time is to be with you. This is a fantasy world we're in. If you can't differentiate real life from fantasy life, you don't belong in the game. If you ask me what to wear, please wear it. I like my encounters to be as casual and comfortable as me. When I'm in Vegas, if they ask, I tell the ladies to dress down. Jeans, nice top, nothing flashy. If it's a first time meet, I tell them casual and if a nice pair of jeans work for them, it works for me. I don't want them to stand out and possibly be noticed by the casino security. Besides, it's always nice to unwrap a present, right?
 
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