Pirate Details
Try this, test review, I think all that's being said is keep the blow by blow narrative and acromyms out, we all know how to read between the lines.
"I met "name" at the spa yesterday, we seemed to hit it off right away. She is super attractive, great body and pleasant personality. Had a little get acquainted time before we went for a shower. Let's just say the shower was ver slippery.
Back in the room some brief massage, followed by Some Fun until we were finished. I recommend her if you are looking for that new girlfriend who just can't stop kissing you on the whole time.
Now is that enough info to peak the curiosity? For a welcomed and anticipated first visit, how much more do you need to know? Or was this too much?
Or enough to PM the reviewer and ask for more info if you must?