Top ten rules of proper mongering

[dirkjones]

I don’t have a “top ten” but I have one rule, that I didn’t see mentioned. I power my phone off, not because I’m afraid of being spied on, because one time I but dialed my wife. Fortunately she never answered, but I left a loooong voicemail mail message and almost got caught.

oh damn. Another good reason to turn off the phone is tracking/find my iPhone as well as just not being interrupted.

 

[Happy Jack]

A wise man (MV) once said "When everyone runs North, I run South". Words to live by. Who wants to be the 10th guy in a row. Stay away from the assembly line spas. Seek out low volume places that offer a great massage.

That's why I've been going to 202-206 again. It's nothing like it was when Susan owned it. I'm comfortable going there in the late morning or early afternoon, because I'm confident the girl hasn't been run through non stop all day from the opening bell.

 

[BillyBlueEye2]

yes, good one. Also, have the correct amount in one pocket and a little extra if need be in the other so you’re not counting more money in front of her.

Also with that you never want to have the spa to make change for you. There was a thread here about a year ago, someone went into a spa gave the girl $100 bill I think it was and they either were given back bills that were fake or the spa switched the $100 bill and accused the guy of trying to rip them off. Its just faster and easier to make sure you have the right amount.

 

[Murphy23]

Also with that you never want to have the spa to make change for you. There was a thread here about a year ago, someone went into a spa gave the girl $100 bill I think it was and they either were given back bills that were fake or the spa switched the $100 bill and accused the guy of trying to rip them off. Its just faster and easier to make sure you have the right amount.

I’ve also had them not bring the HF change back to me at a few places. They scoot you into the TS and probably assume you’ll forget about it.

 

[Nylnlst]

Whenever asked if you have a gf/wife always respond "girlfriend, one hour"

no need for that question to ever be asked, its very uncomfortable

 

[dirkjones]

Also with that you never want to have the spa to make change for you. There was a thread here about a year ago, someone went into a spa gave the girl $100 bill I think it was and they either were given back bills that were fake or the spa switched the $100 bill and accused the guy of trying to rip them off. Its just faster and easier to make sure you have the right amount.

yup and they have the upper hand because most guys don’t wanna fight the spa and bring attention to the situation.

 

[dirkjones]

no need for that question to ever be asked, its very uncomfortable

it is a dumb question unless she’s the one provider with a conscience that won’t do a married guy, stfu and do your job.

 

[Sidvicious]

If you pull up and another Monger is waiting to go in wait for them to go in first. Wait 5 minutes then go in. Usually for first appointments of the day.

 

[SaturnDream]

If you pull up and another Monger is waiting to go in wait for them to go in first. Wait 5 minutes then go in. Usually for first appointments of the day.

So don't hold hands with another monger and skip to the door? I learn something new every day.

 

[happytootappy]

no need for that question to ever be asked, its very uncomfortable

agreed

 

[BillyBlueEye2]

yup and they have the upper hand because most guys don’t wanna fight the spa and bring attention to the situation.

this was the thread about the fake bill
https://www.ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/fake-bill.129023/

 

[Captainkool]

Rule #1
STAY OUT OF TRENTON!!!

 

[908Guy]

So I posted a response to a young monger who lost a couple bucks on a deposit. Couple people responded with their thoughts of some important rules to follow. Not doing a survey but can we collectively give the top rules when pursuing our adventures?

To start, I’m going with : 1- never, ever, never give a deposit or gift card.

Dirkjones mention not mongering too close to home- great one!

What do you think?

No SEX in the Champagne Room!!!

 

[AutomaticSlim]

no need for that question to ever be asked, its very uncomfortable

They ask me that all the time.
I don't find it uncomfortable.
People in general, and females in particular, are very inquisitive.
When they ask I honestly tell them "no".
When they ask "why" I again honestly tell them "because females do not find me attractive".
They usually stop asking questions after that.

 

[SaturnDream]

They ask me that all the time.
I don't find it uncomfortable.
People in general, and females in particular, are very inquisitive.
When they ask I honestly tell them "no".
When they ask "why" I again honestly tell them "because females do not find me attractive".
They usually stop asking questions after that.

"females won't touch me" lol that will turn them on.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

"females won't touch me" lol that will turn them on.

I'm polite and a good tipper.
That's usually enough for the hookers.

 

[SaturnDream]

I'm polite and a good tipper.
That's usually enough for the hookers.

LOL

 

[Whizzard]

If you pull up and another Monger is waiting to go in wait for them to go in first. Wait 5 minutes then go in. Usually for first appointments of the day.

Idk. I’ve been burned before where I had an appointment. Waited for a dude to walk in. Then another car pulls in and dude goes in. I’m on perfect time, knock and…. Sorry busy. Come back half hour. Burned. Wtf?

 

[Manted]

The reason why I shower ahead of time is because I would rather have that time added to the time spent actually enjoying the girl and why I am truly there...which is sex, plain and simple. Not denying that the showers, table or stand up, cant have an element of fun involved, but it doesn't always occur. I can still always choose to take another one there if I think fun can be had.

The table shower can be a very sensual encounter!!

 

[Nylnlst]

They ask me that all the time.
I don't find it uncomfortable.
People in general, and females in particular, are very inquisitive.
When they ask I honestly tell them "no".
When they ask "why" I again honestly tell them "because females do not find me attractive".
They usually stop asking questions after that.

Well, I’m not single and the last thing I wanna think about is my SO when I’m there