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Johnnylovesmassages

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Ampmonger said:
I've had a handful of trans experiences in NJ and NYC and almost all of them were either a complete waste of money or "meh" at best. I walked out on 2 when they opened the door and I immediately saw they were nowhere near the pics in the ad. The one I would repeat with is TS Nicole who was mentioned earlier on this thread. Saw her years ago, back when Tumblr still allowed porn. She hosted in her apt in N Bergen. She kept her top on but pulled her hammer out of her panties and laid on the bed jerking off and I knelt by her face while she blew me (covered). Without any moaning, panting, or change in stroke she stopped blowing me, laid back on the pillow, closed her eyes and blew the biggest load I've ever seen all over herself. She shot ropes all over her stomach and her shirt. One negative was as soon as she came she lost interest in blowing me and finished me with a HJ. As soon as I came she hopped up, cleaned herself off, handed me 2 baby wipes and said I hope you had fun. This was about 15 minutes into the hour I paid her for. This still ranks her ahead of every other experience I had with trans escorts with fake (or very heavily filtered) pics, bad attitudes, 1000 rules, etc. PM me if anyone wants details on some of the others. I'm bad with names but I can recall locations and how the experience was.
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I think many of this have this on our bucket list but many of us are also reluctant to waste money on a sub par experience, which is why we go to the usual amps where we know what to expect.
 
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Johnnylovesmassages said:
I think many of this have this on our bucket list but many of us are also reluctant to waste money on a sub par experience, which is why we go to the usual amps where we know what to expect.
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This is 100% true, hence my handful of experiences and not more, and I've been mongering since the 90's. There are so few reviews on trans escorts (TER being the lone consistent site with reviews IMO). That leaves us to roll the dice and TOFTT leading to a potential rip off, and we all hate feeling ripped off. Even on TER reviews on a lot of trans vary too much to be reliable. I've seen the same escort get reviewed as a 9 and a 2. All but very few of my experiences have come with some variation of these consequences:
1) the "girl" isn't even close to the ad pic and is just a foreign man in a wig with no makeup, no tits, no feminine shape whatsoever
2) they all rip you off on time. As soon as the load is shot, time is up and it's GTFO. And the ones that offer massages will do so for maybe a minute or 2 tops and the try to jackhammer through a BJ/HJ so they can chuck you.
3)Bad attitude in general. Constantly looking at their phones, coming up with 1000 rules once your money is in their pockets, complaining that you're taking too long 30 seconds in.
4) near zero functionality. This isn't all, but many. Who wants to watch porn where the guy has a flaccid cock and doesn't cum? Who wants to fuck an Asian at an AMP with a snatch drier than sand? Same thing here.
Again, a few of my experiences might consider a re-visit, Nicole being the one I would definitely see again (although it seems her price has doubled since I saw her. I paid 250 to see her and think she advertised for 500 now).
If anyone wants to share stories or seek info, feel free to PM
 
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Ampmonger said:
This is 100% true, hence my handful of experiences and not more, and I've been mongering since the 90's. There are so few reviews on trans escorts (TER being the lone consistent site with reviews IMO). That leaves us to roll the dice and TOFTT leading to a potential rip off, and we all hate feeling ripped off. Even on TER reviews on a lot of trans vary too much to be reliable. I've seen the same escort get reviewed as a 9 and a 2. All but very few of my experiences have come with some variation of these consequences:
1) the "girl" isn't even close to the ad pic and is just a foreign man in a wig with no makeup, no tits, no feminine shape whatsoever
2) they all rip you off on time. As soon as the load is shot, time is up and it's GTFO. And the ones that offer massages will do so for maybe a minute or 2 tops and the try to jackhammer through a BJ/HJ so they can chuck you.
3)Bad attitude in general. Constantly looking at their phones, coming up with 1000 rules once your money is in their pockets, complaining that you're taking too long 30 seconds in.
4) near zero functionality. This isn't all, but many. Who wants to watch porn where the guy has a flaccid cock and doesn't cum? Who wants to fuck an Asian at an AMP with a snatch drier than sand? Same thing here.
Again, a few of my experiences might consider a re-visit, Nicole being the one I would definitely see again (although it seems her price has doubled since I saw her. I paid 250 to see her and think she advertised for 500 now).
If anyone wants to share stories or seek info, feel free to PM
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so i guess they just don't know how to act the part and just take the money and get you out as quick as possible.
 
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Mostly is the rampant mental illness. Is hard to put together a good session when provider is no in correct mind. I do a ton of prescreen questioning when contacting a gurl, to set expectations correctly. The thing about their functionality, if it's your first time and like a bucket list thing, for something like 3 out of 4 gurls you will be disappointed. Little or no erection, little or no cum. For the other quarter of them, have to weed through the attitude, either the narcissism or the passivity slash depression. Get through all of those, and you will have a great time! The highlight of any gurl session is that they let you have anal lol like it's their job... try getting THAT at your usual FS place. Am visiting one tonight off of the tryst, of course there will be no review, PM if interested.
 
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Ampmonger said:
Yeah it was really impressive. It was her Tumblr posts that got me to see her, one of them was a video of her jerking off and shooting a monster load on a table, and she beat that load when I saw her.
I laughed to myself in the car after I left thinking about how as soon as she came she lost interest in the session and basically finished me with a HJ as a consolation prize. We've all been there. As soon as the load is shot it's nap time and that was the feeling I got from her in that moment
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I know the exact video you are talking about!!! You can literally hear the load hitting the table. Once I saw that I had to make an appointment!!! She’s one of the good ones for the most part.
 
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Fantastik said:
https://twitter.com/darlyncastillo0
This one looks really good.
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she does. nice pics on her FB account and twitter. Not thrilled with the big ass but she/he is good looking and probably will give you a good time. I think trying one like this is a bucket list for some people. Not sure of her cost though as that was not apparent
 
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Get the itch about once a year or so. Haven’t been in about 2 years but feeling like the summer would be good.
Find the right provider and it’s amazing.
 
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Amanto1

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MongerHard said:
Get the itch about once a year or so. Haven’t been in about 2 years but feeling like the summer would be good.
Find the right provider and it’s amazing.
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Always have that when i come across the beautiful ones , But never got a chance in real to try . Not sure how legitimate or real to try something going to an AMP and get massage .
 
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Spectre123 said:
Actually saw one today at the journal square station coming from wtc. She hosts in union city and has been on a slew of sites for at least three years. Looked very passable imo with a knockout body in a tight dress. But…she was trailed by a taller, older cuckold who looked so bedraggled with frayed jeans and carrying all her bags. If you get caught into this don’t go down the wormhole otherwise you could become this poor dude.
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Spect..Agreed,how easy it could be to fall a slave to a pegging and sucking a root
 
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