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Vasectomy or not

Lovejones

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Fellas,

Quick story
If you’re reading this, schedule a vasectomy and do it. It costs me
$20 with insurance. Smartest decision I ever made last year. Do not let another human (woman) control your reproductive health. Obviously AMPs are not the place to be CIP, let alone getting a provider pregnant (Use condoms guys) But if you play in this AMP sandbox, I can only guess you have a very healthy sex drive with any civilian lady friend of yours, so save your ass but still strap up to prevent VDs. I cannot describe the pain I went through because I did not take control of my little head.

It will save you hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support, pain, and anguish both mentally and emotionally. Do not trust any woman, just another guy.

Pros
1.Cost next to nothing
2.You still make sperm
3.It’s reversible
4. Sex is better with safe partner, no more pulling out unless you like to bust on the forehead like yours truly.
5. Best gift you could ever give to a lover.
6. 30min Outpatient procedure, recovery is 1 week
7. Orgasm feel exactly the same
8. No unplanned children, extortion plots, coercion, domestic violence or other drama due to unwanted pregnancy.

Cons
ZERO

Take my word, do it but the discussion is open.
 

jovialass

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So now you can shoot your seeds out all over the places you want because you just can give the best gift to a lover...without any following headache.. hmm... I'd slam $20 to my doctor and say to him cut it out NOW!
 

Talo

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Bro, you won’t regret it. You still have your swimmers, what excess not released get absorbed by the body.
Others points of clarrification.
1 - You will still ejaculate after, the sperm and semen come from two different orgin point. So the sperm is just missing from the ejaculation.

2 - Ejaculation will look the same. There is no difference in appearances.
 

Talo

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I don't see the point if you still use condoms. I would consider it only if you can BBFS with a trusted partner.
I would say this is for those that may have trusted partner and are just tired of rubbers.. No one is condoning bbfs with those you don't trust, but lets be honest it can happen.

For those considering a Vasectomy, just know that it can be reversed but for insurance purposes no one will make any guarantees about that.
 

YoungLooking24

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Bro, you won’t regret it. You still have your swimmers, what excess not released get absorbed by the body.
I had the procedure done earlier this year. I only told a few via PM. But this is a discussion now so....

Technically, in the first 12 months, there's still a small percentage that you can still get a woman pregnant. It varies from male to male. The percentage is small but don't think there is a "zero" chance of getting a girl pregnant just because you got snipped.

When i had the procedure done, they told me to come back after 8 weeks to have my sperm examined. Or they told me to "jerk off" about 30 times if i am in a rush lol.

Make sure this is what you want. And again, don't think that after the procedure, you can just go on an sex spree thinking you won't get a girl pregnant. You can. Just wait it out. Then go have yourself checked to see if you're good to go.

Good luck to those who do it!
 

view2

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I had this done about twenty years ago, no regrets. A little pain (and no sex) for about a week, as I recall, and you need to get tested to make sure there's no sperm sneaking through. But as for reversal, it can be done, but it's not that simple, at least when I did it. So don't plan on being able to switch off and on.
 

Lovejones

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Others points of clarrification.
1 - You will still ejaculate after, the sperm and semen come from two different orgin point. So the sperm is just missing from the ejaculation.

2 - Ejaculation will look the same. There is no difference in appearances.
No difference. Only 10-15% of ejaculate is the actual sperm, the rest is water and pineapple juice for the hoes
 

AutomaticSlim

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@Lovejones

The one who got pregnant. Was this a provider?
Just curious as I think most of them would get an abortion.
Horrifying thought that a provider would get pregnant for the child support money.
I suppose if that was their angle, they could take a condom of the the waste basket too...Frightening!
 

Lovejones

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Guys-I did not get any AMP pregnant—thank goodness. But I did get accused in a set up type situation because the bitch wanted my money. I did NOT get it done for the love of this hobby. I did to protect myself legally and financially in the future. I don’t need to go into details other than to say, take my word, it is not worth it. DO NOT TRUST these hoes or your penis. I once got a chic pregnant off pre-cum. I used to think it was a myth, impossible. But it isn’t, sometimes, high frequent sex in a short period of time, during ovulation cycle, can put you at risk, even if you think you are the pull out king.

And no, a vasectomy does not make infertile, you still make plenty of sperm. If you are a handsome guy with credentials, a good paying job, and a good dick, I can tell you right now you’re a target for these hoes so protect yourself. If you are ugly broke, and have sorry dick game, then by all means, bust away, because you have nothing to take but even if I was that guy, I’d still get it done because no man should be forced into parenthood simply because the condom broke, she lied, or you miscalculated the send to last pump.
 

Lovejones

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Guys-I did not get any AMP pregnant—thank goodness. But I did get accused in a set up type situation because the bitch wanted my money. I did NOT get it done for the love of this hobby. I did it to protect myself, and my family legally and financially, in the future. I won’t go into details other than to say, take my word, it is not worth it.

DO NOT TRUST these hoes or your penis. Back in the day, I once got a chic pregnant off pre-cum. I used to think it was a myth, impossible. But it isn’t, sometimes, high frequent sex in a short period of time, during her ovulation cycle, can put you at risk, even if you think you’re the pull out king. Biology does not give two shits about your stroke game.

And no, a vasectomy does not make infertile, you still make plenty of sperm. All I’m saying is if you’re a handsome guy with credentials, a good paying job (you don’t have to be rich but if you have long money, definitely do it), and a good dick, I can tell you right now you’re a target for these bitches, so protect yourself. If you’re an ugly, broke, have zero swag, and have sorry dick game, then by all means, bust away, because you have nothing to take. But even if I was that guy, I’d still get it done because no man should be forced into parenthood simply because the condom broke, she lied, or you miscalculated the second to the last pump. Merry X-Mas fellas!!
 

Talo

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It's no joke I've seen too many friends male and female get trapped into relationships because the other person pulled some shit and a pregnancy resulted. Even for those that don't want kids; not everyone women that unintentionally gets pregnant has the heart to get an abortion so stop acting like it's sure and easy thing and not every guy who gets a girl pregnant is willing to just drop her and the kid.

Better off taking the precautions ahead of time. Even if you don't reverse a vasectomy you can have your sperm stored ahead of time and do IVF later. At least then it's something you can control for sure because no one gets any of that seed unless you're damn well good an ready and under your terms.
 

Lovejones

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It's no joke I've seen too many friends male and female get trapped into relationships because the other person pulled some shit and a pregnancy resulted. Even for those that don't want kids; not everyone women that unintentionally gets pregnant has the heart to get an abortion so stop acting like it's sure and easy thing and not every guy who gets a girl pregnant is willing to just drop her and the kid.

Better off taking the precautions ahead of time. Even if you don't reverse a vasectomy you can have your sperm stored ahead of time and do IVF later. At least then it's something you can control for sure because no one gets any of that seed unless you're damn well good an ready and under your terms.
Amen. I like the fact you mention it happened to men and women, and every situation is different. But you’re right, don’t play the odds.
 
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