What do they call us?

[Kyrylo]

Last Saturday I was in one of those places.
While I was getting ready, I wanted to ask her something.
I had my google translate on when another provider called her and they had a conversation in Chinese.
When I came back to the car, I realized that the conversation was translated on my phone.
She called me hairy monkey and the other one called her client fat monkey.
Good to know.

 

[DKM69]

LMAO!!!

 

[polishedhelmet]

I guess it’s better than them saying you have a tiny dick. LMAO. Imagine your phone translates that!

 

[luvjackshack]

Last Saturday I was in one of those places.
While I was getting ready, I wanted to ask her something.
I had my google translate on when another provider called her and they had a conversation in Chinese.
When I came back to the car, I realized that the conversation was translated on my phone.
She called me hairy monkey and the other one called her client fat monkey.
Good to know.

A lot of conversations don’t translate very accurate on apps

 

[MongerTooMuch]

too funny, but sounds about right. For every 100 guys there might be one or two that they find actually attractive in some way. It's all about the $ gentleman, I think most of us know that. They aren't your friend, they aren't interested in you romantically, they are jaded sex workers who hate what they do, sometimes can put on a good enough act to keep you coming back, but they want your cash and that's about it and I'm certain trash the customers all day long behind the scenes.

 

[Jokeriswild]

Was at a Kshop a while ago and one of the girls was going off and my provider was laughing.
Asked what was up and because I was a regular she told me that she was complaining that her customer stunk and was ugly. Lol.

 

[Wayne1250]

I had a favorite girl about 8 years ago, she nick named me Monkey, lol.

 

[Steveames]

I guess it’s better than them saying you have a tiny dick. LMAO. Imagine your phone translates that!

Oh the masseuse would be quite pleased with that.

 

[MongerL]

Last Saturday I was in one of those places.
While I was getting ready, I wanted to ask her something.
I had my google translate on when another provider called her and they had a conversation in Chinese.
When I came back to the car, I realized that the conversation was translated on my phone.
She called me hairy monkey and the other one called her client fat monkey.
Good to know.

That’s hysterical. I’m sure they talk just like we do!

 

[puppyhood]

No offece but I don't expect my providers are well educated at home or school. Nonetheless I've met lots of good girls.

 

[East Lake II]

“I'm certain they trash the customers all day long behind the scenes.”

They probably do, but to the extent that it consumes their lives. I do know they have nicknames for most of us. And, the nicknames are known far and wide, among those we haven’t seen yet.

 

[noblecrack]

At one of the spas, I was at the open area talking to girl next to their CCTV. She saw one person coming and shouted "ID ten tee alert"! She took me to the room immediately. I asked her what happened and she explained that this guy keeps coming there, chats for a few minutes, complains about the lineup and goes away, never ever staying for any action.
While coming home, I thought about what she used to alert others - "ID 10 T" ...I was laughing rest of the way home!

For anyone who didn't get it so far - IDIOT

 

[Speakeasy3006]

A quick google search revealed this about the Korean meaning of Monkey: one who is playfully mischievous

So who knows!!

 

[bchang]

About 3 years ago I was with this girl at a spa that I visited frequently. She asked me to text her a link to a restaurant and when I sent it to her she had to leave to answer the door. I saw my text on her phone but I noticed that my name was in Chinese. I never gave her my name so I was curious to see what she nicknamed me. I did a google scan and saw that my named was listed as bankruptcy. I thought to myself, why would she call me that and then I remembered. A while ago, I had visited the spa for like 5 days straight. On the 5th day I told the boss that I was going to go into bankruptcy because I was running out of funds. I guess that became my name.

 

[MongerL]

About 3 years ago I was with this girl at a spa that I visited frequently. She asked me to text her a link to a restaurant and when I sent it to her she had to leave to answer the door. I saw my text on her phone but I noticed that my name was in Chinese. I never gave her my name so I was curious to see what she nicknamed me. I did a google scan and saw that my named was listed as bankruptcy. I thought to myself, why would she call me that and then I remembered. A while ago, I had visited the spa for like 5 days straight. On the 5th day I told the boss that I was going to go into bankruptcy because I was running out of funds. I guess that became my name.

That’s pretty funny lol

 

[camel67]

That’s pretty funny lol

 

[camel67]

Yesterday I was at my go to Amp mms was escorting to my room when she got a phone call it was a fellow monger making a appointment when she was done with the phone call she said this idiot I laughed to myself then my girl came in. She started speaking to her in Korean. Then the girl said oh no, that asshole laughing to myself again wonder what name they have for me ha ha.

 

[BroBear]

I've always wondered this too. I've seen a couple of girls phones, and I always wondered what name they have me as, since I've never given my real name. I know my ATF has my birth month and date right next to whatever name she has given me on her phone, as well as many of her other clients.

 

[tonymccallan]

Most of them call me Laji. You can google what that means in Mandarin, lol. A few call me big white. I guess because I am 6 feet tall and 220 pounds heavy. Not obese.

 

[paco2888]

They've always called me "Number One"! I'm sure I'm the only one, too....