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What do you wear?

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Oscar2wilde

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#42
DrHappy88 said:
, I'm pretty sure that if I bump into the wife as I'm going into an AMP, it won't matter what I'm wearing. It's going to be covered in my blood very shortly thereafter.
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That's unfortunate. I usually bring mine with me. She gets a good rubdown and so do I. I don't tell her what part I was getting rubbed but as long as the majority of providers are decent masseuses, all's well that Ends Happy!
 
Koujiao

Koujiao

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#48
DrHappy88 said:
I finally realized that they were freaking out every time I wore my usual prison orange jumpsuit. To avoid that, I now just strip down to my skivvies before I go in. It cuts out a lot of wasted time and tells them I mean business.



These are all good tactics, but you forgot about the tin foil hat. It makes you invisible to security cameras and Freemasons.
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Lol...prison orange jumpsuit. They were afraid of the explosion when you blew your rusty load.
 
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