What excuse do you give your SO to get out of the house?

[carlos1900]

Pre-covid, I just went mid day or right after work, but now its a bit more challenging

 

[Loveymonkiii]

Same here pre covid. During lunch, or “stayed late for work”.
But now it pretty much the same since it that time of year in the business it easier to say “late from work” again

 

[DudeX]

Plentiful tips here

https://www.ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/avoiding-detection.57452/

 

[skystone189]

yeah stop making all these repeat threads

 

[Senor Swankee]

I wait until the booze supplies are almost depleted. I tell her that I am going to the liquor store and will pick her up some nice red wine and a pint of Southern Comfort. She's starts cooking and then we play a game of BIG BROTHER and THE HOLDING COMPANY. She gets all gussied up in her best Janis Joplin outfit and starts singing, and wailing, and boozing, until she passes out. I have a plate of lasagna, make sure that she's not gonna choke on her sputum (clear her throat and lay her on her side), and then I have a free pass until she wakes up the next morning and asks "What happened last night? Did I so something stupid?"

 

[SPoppins20]

Just tell her your doing some holiday shopping? "Elf work" as I called it.

 

[Pussyjunkie]

I just said “The fucking I’m getting isn’t worth the fucking I’m getting. Leave.”. And problem solved .

 

[Softbanana]

Buy a bike! Bike a lot !
Go to your appointment fresh and not sweaty. Then sweat your ass off the way back, maybe get some dirt on your self to avoid contact. " Don't touch me I am sweaty and muddy!"
Some guy said hand sanitizer all over the body is an obnoxious smell.
Then go straight to the shower.

 

[SaltyCatBear]

Sunscreen lotion works wonders too to cover up perfume smell on the skin. Just not the clothes though unfortunately.