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Whats your I'm not staring stare?

kantuchdis

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Coffee shop the other day - twenty something girl barista - slight acne, frizzy hair, face is a 6 - but she's braless, thin t-shirt showing her flat midriff and her amazing tits are straight out and dancing like two kittens wrestling under her shirt.

My pokies radar needle is pinned and 1. - I DO NOT want to be pegged as that old perv, 2. - I refuse to miss one second of this incredible show... A conundrum!

What do you guys do in this situation? How do you handle it?
 
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kantuchdis said:
Coffee shop the other day - twenty something girl barista - slight acne, frizzy hair, face is a 6 - but she's braless, thin t-shirt showing her flat midriff and her amazing tits are straight out and dancing like two kittens wrestling under her shirt.

My pokies radar needle is pinned and 1. - I DO NOT want to be pegged as that old perv, 2. - I refuse to miss one second of this incredible show... A conundrum!

What do you guys do in this situation? How do you handle it?
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I'M 'that old perv'
 
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Anyone think she didn’t realize the kittens were wrestling? Of course she knew and she did it precisely so you would watch. I’d just own it, smile at her appreciatively, and continue to watch. For me, it’s too late in life to ignore God’s handiwork out of fear of being impolite.
 
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Not to brag but the dynamics are a bit different for me. I am not yet the “old perv” and women in their 20’s and 30’s will still look at me. Just last week I was in the hospital my floor was loaded with hot nurses and they were digging me; probably because they are use to seeing 80+ year olds with health issues. The key though is to be chill about. Look but don’t stare. Light flirt but don’t simp. You can take it or leave it. Drives women wild.

So in summary; I don’t feel bad looking because they look too. Maybe I need to be striking more while the iron is still hot. Because when the day comes that im invisible to women- will be a shitty day indeed.
 
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The dichotomy of the less than great face perched above the dazzling display below adds to the anxiety of the moment. Does she know she's being checked out? Probably. In fact I bet women are checking her out.
 
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이 회장님 said:
In a situation like this and whenever I get pulled over by the cops while driving, I just pretend that I don’t speak English very well. lol
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Same! I just go into full Russian accent and "broken" English and play dumb.

In America, is great to find party. In Soviet Russia, party find YOU!

kgirler said:
Anyone think she didn’t realize the kittens were wrestling? Of course she knew and she did it precisely so you would watch. I’d just own it, smile at her appreciatively, and continue to watch. For me, it’s too late in life to ignore God’s handiwork out of fear of being impolite.
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When my oldest daughter started dressing slutty like in middle school, she came home one day crying that some boys were staring at her and pointing and whatever else. I told her the same advice my mother gave to my sister in the same time, "if you're not selling, don't advertise".

Especially if it's a girl like described, with a 6 face, she knows she's got a 6 face, I own the shit, I stare right at her as long as I like, and wait for her to respond. Ugly chicks don't get stared at frequently. Let her feel her O's and maybe you make a new friend!
 
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kantuchdis said:
My pokies radar needle is pinned and 1. - I DO NOT want to be pegged as that old perv, 2. - I refuse to miss one second of this incredible show... A conundrum!
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I accept the fact that I am an OLD PERV. I refuse to miss one second of the incredible show.

Find and table with a great view and nurse the extra large coffee like you are a new born baby.
 
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'tis not my usual spot, but if I get back there soon i'll report back on how it goes.

that recent warm day we had, I feel sad for anyone not living in a college town... these 18 - 20 year olds can't wait to walk to class in bootie shorts and Taylor Swift boots...
 
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PorterD said:
Not to brag but the dynamics are a bit different for me. I am not yet the “old perv” and women in their 20’s and 30’s will still look at me. Just last week I was in the hospital my floor was loaded with hot nurses and they were digging me; probably because they are use to seeing 80+ year olds with health issues. The key though is to be chill about. Look but don’t stare. Light flirt but don’t simp. You can take it or leave it. Drives women wild.

So in summary; I don’t feel bad looking because they look too. Maybe I need to be striking more while the iron is still hot. Because when the day comes that im invisible to women- will be a shitty day indeed.
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so you go to hospital geriatric wards to pick up nurses? :ROFLMAO: Very clever. Lol
 
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Hey port - don't take this as picking on you but men who have limited self awareness are the ones most likely to be the "old perv". Yea, she's digging me... when flirting with you is more inside your head, than hers. That is a slippery slope, and while a mans ego is fragile, toughening up his self awareness is actually a good thing. It does not mean the game is over, it means the rules changed a bit. ;)
 
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kantuchdis said:
Hey port - don't take this as picking on you but men who have limited self awareness are the ones most likely to be the "old perv". Yea, she's digging me... when flirting with you is more inside your head, than hers. That is a slippery slope, and while a mans ego is fragile, toughening up his self awareness is actually a good thing. It does not mean the game is over, it means the rules changed a bit. ;)
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I get what you are saying and I’m very aware that it could potentially be in my head in some instances or even the majority of them. Who really knows for sure? No one.

But after much considering I’ve realized a cold hard fact: it doesn’t matter. Because if you think of yourself as an old perv who no woman wants- that is exactly what you will see yourself as. You will become that person. If you see yourself as a confident man who some women find attractive; some in fact; just might. And if they don’t; who cares. Never simp; and withdraw your attention at that point. It’s not a big deal as long as you don’t come off as a try hard or desperate.
 
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kantuchdis said:
Coffee shop the other day - twenty something girl barista - slight acne, frizzy hair, face is a 6 - but she's braless, thin t-shirt showing her flat midriff and her amazing tits are straight out and dancing like two kittens wrestling under her shirt.

My pokies radar needle is pinned and 1. - I DO NOT want to be pegged as that old perv, 2. - I refuse to miss one second of this incredible show... A conundrum!

What do you guys do in this situation? How do you handle it?
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I would say "you have amazing eyes" even if they didn't. When covid hit and the providers were wearing masks it really accentuated their eyes, so much so that when the masks came off it was a bit of a letdown. But in this situation, I would comment on the eyes. Its not sexual and will make her feel good and then she won't mind you staring at her. And if she does catch you staring, just say "sorry, couldn't help it" and watch her blush.
 
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Complimenting women feels way too try hard for me. It generally doesn’t make them more attracted to you. Studies have shown this.

If you are going to compliment it’s best to push/pull. “You are cute but it seems like you might be trouble”

That works far better.
 
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