Given all I am reading why would anyone waste their money on a strip club?
It's all relative to what you expect for your entertainment dollar, but a strip club at the right time with the right people can be an awesome time. Centerfolds in Neptune can be more miss than hit, but there are a handful of reasonably hot girls who occasionally work there. Plus it's bring your own, one Sunday a buddy and me loaded up a 30 pack and spent 8 hours there watching football and drinking beer, mixing in an occasional lap dance, all in around $200 that day (no extras). If you get to know the girls in some places, almost anything goes, including house calls, but admittedly that's normally a pretty expensive way to do recon. All time favorite is Oz in Clearwater, FL. If you hit it around happy hour, no cover, dirt cheap drinks, and some of the girls are open to extras at shockingly low prices.