You Know You're Bored When...

[Wayne1250]

You are sitting on your porch at 11:50 watching a Robin on the sidewalk eat a worm that crawled out of the ground because it's raining. Probably the mama of the little chicks in a nest outside my bathroom window. If I hurry maybe I can watch her feed the chicks.

OMG, maybe I'm coming down with the virus, lol.

 

[cm47toimaim]

I became a bird watcher recently.

 

[Dave52]

For the past 2 months all I do is bird watch. Maybe hoping I'll see a hot chick.

 

[Dave52]

I even watch birds drag racing. Amazing how they dont hit branches.

 

[easy2please]

....you start reading posts on the All Politics thread

 

[charliebrown]

When I started doing yard work had tools!!!

 

[Dave52]

I did start reading that. And stopped.

 

[248Lancer]

....You start watching watching a PBS documentary about the Vatican and wonder if they will share celibacy tips..

 

[TGBeldin]

You are sitting on your porch at 11:50 watching a Robin on the sidewalk eat a worm that crawled out of the ground because it's raining. Probably the mama of the little chicks in a nest outside my bathroom window. If I hurry maybe I can watch her feed the chicks.

OMG, maybe I'm coming down with the virus, lol.

Hung a 2nd hummingbird feeder so I can watch them chase each other away. Lots off food for all of them, but they would rather fight over the food than eat.

 

[retired051923]

There is a park with a large pond 3 miles away from my house. During the extreme shutdown here with almost no cars on the road this duck just kept walking around my neighborhood. I picked up some birdseed one day and we became regular friends. I miss that fat duck now. Damn't now I am going to jog over to the park and see if he is back in that pond.

 

[TONY88]

I have been feeding geese by my local pond and seagulls when I go out to Long Island beaches. I swear that they recognize me when I approach them!

 

[Uniquelyme]

There is a park with a large pond 3 miles away from my house. During the extreme shutdown here with almost no cars on the road this duck just kept walking around my neighborhood. I picked up some birdseed one day and we became regular friends. I miss that fat duck now. Damn't now I am going to jog over to the park and see if he is back in that pond.

This reminds me of Tony Soprano and his love for ducks. Ducks all around by a park not too far from me. Like 50 deep minimum.

 

[Dave52]

Never feed the seagulls. Let them hang out in the McDonalds parking lot.

 

[retired051923]

This reminds me of Tony Soprano and his love for ducks. Ducks all around by a park not too far from

If I had Tony's pool I would have told the duck and his friends to duck off. No pools or water, well it was raining alot and there are drainage issues in this neighborhood. I won't even get into the damn sub pump system under my house that I had to upgrade. So he would normally just stand in puddles. Hell he waddled 3 miles. He is going to get fed and I turned on the garden hose a few times so he could soak his feet. I'm guessing ducks absorb water in their feet. Like I said he just waddled around and would chill in spot with his feet in the puddle. No cares at all.

 

[gleenight]

you start reading the
What you do when you fall in love with massage girl

 

[248Lancer]

Closest I come to this is the one time I played “duck duck goose” with my kid. Couldn’t get my fat ass off the grass fast enough the catch him. He’s 5

 

[Amishbill79]

I know I'm board when I'm cutting 6 acres of grass with a push mower instead of the tractor

 

[njlefty]

you start reading the
What you do when you fall in love with massage girl

I've seen those kinds of threads on other boards.

I always develop the dry heaves when I hear this love crap.

 

[VJLUTZ]

LOL. I have not been really bored since the summer of 1982 (when I could not find a job). There are times when I purposely try to relax, but I don't count that as boredom. Even when I am on a long redeye flight, I just tilt the seat back and think about sex (which is never boring).

 

[charliebrown]

I know I am not going to be bored in the near future, Spa's are starting to advertise again in my neck of the woods.