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You need to have for this hoppy?
- Thread starter Jackhammer80
- Start date
Erm.....huh?????????????????
You listed the qualifications for Porn, not to be a client of escorts.
I mean jeezus...where the hell did you get that idea????
DO NOT pay attention to the "letters from penthouse" reviews.
And NEVER let anyone on the internet OR in real life psych you out!!!
Did you ever see the movie "Tombstone"?
Remember the scene between Kurt Russell and Billy Bob Thornton?
Those reviews are like Billy Bob.
If you haven't seen the movie (1) I strongly suggest you do and (2) here is the scene to which I refer:
You listed the qualifications for Porn, not to be a client of escorts.
I mean jeezus...where the hell did you get that idea????
DO NOT pay attention to the "letters from penthouse" reviews.
And NEVER let anyone on the internet OR in real life psych you out!!!
Did you ever see the movie "Tombstone"?
Remember the scene between Kurt Russell and Billy Bob Thornton?
Those reviews are like Billy Bob.
If you haven't seen the movie (1) I strongly suggest you do and (2) here is the scene to which I refer:
I think the OP is on to something here. When I started hobbying, I mostly went with the half hour option. After 20+ minutes of massage, it was ST, then "Turn over", etc. - all compressed into 10 minutes. It wasn't about saving the $20 for the half hour option, it was about getting in and out quickly because I was nervous about the police bursting in while I was there. (Hahaha - such a rookie!)
Now I take the hour option, usually skip the massage, and take my sweet time. I believe this is because I read so many reviews which described going at it for nearly the full hour, how "we both finished drenched in sweat", etc.
For only an extra $20 (because the tip is the same), I wanted that!!! Now, I don't go the full hour - I'm usually out the door in 45-50 minutes. I think this is fair. But the active portion of the session is much, much longer than before.
Here's what's funny... I may want the extended activity type of session, but at least some of my prior ATFs (from my half hour phase) did not. I vividly recall how one former ATF noted (with obvious disapproval) how long I take now, compared with the past. She definitely preferred servicing the old, less energetic me.
So yes, I do blame the reviews for changing my expectations and behavior.
As for the "large dick" aspect - don't believe the hype. The Asian providers, when candid, have consistently told me that they prefer "medium" size (whatever that is). They laugh when they tell stories about the guys with tiny cocks, but I have never heard one say that she prefers a really large cock. Many of them have told me that they flat out refuse to provide FS for guys with huge cocks, making the HJ motion saying "This only".
Now I take the hour option, usually skip the massage, and take my sweet time. I believe this is because I read so many reviews which described going at it for nearly the full hour, how "we both finished drenched in sweat", etc.
For only an extra $20 (because the tip is the same), I wanted that!!! Now, I don't go the full hour - I'm usually out the door in 45-50 minutes. I think this is fair. But the active portion of the session is much, much longer than before.
Here's what's funny... I may want the extended activity type of session, but at least some of my prior ATFs (from my half hour phase) did not. I vividly recall how one former ATF noted (with obvious disapproval) how long I take now, compared with the past. She definitely preferred servicing the old, less energetic me.
So yes, I do blame the reviews for changing my expectations and behavior.
As for the "large dick" aspect - don't believe the hype. The Asian providers, when candid, have consistently told me that they prefer "medium" size (whatever that is). They laugh when they tell stories about the guys with tiny cocks, but I have never heard one say that she prefers a really large cock. Many of them have told me that they flat out refuse to provide FS for guys with huge cocks, making the HJ motion saying "This only".