Not "is," my friend, "was." The Rainbow Spa to which the general and I refer was a shop on College Drive near the intersection with Blackwood-Clementon Road. It was in a typical South Jersey strip mall - not very distinguishable or impressive on the outside. Inside? That was a different deal altogether. The women were hot, skilled and willing. I had sessions there that made me wonder why I ever went anywhere else. I guess it's been 10 years now, give or take, since the township found some "code violations" and shut it down. When I am an old man and the attendant at the nursing home is wondering why I have a shit-eating grin on my face, the memories from Rainbow will be one of the reasons.