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“Did you eat lunch” question from providers

이 회장님

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providers usually ask me if i am working today or its my days off, dont know why.
A few weeks ago, Mia who used to work at HNS sent me a similar text. I replied to her by saying, “I guess today is the day for you to send a message to everyone and hoping someone replies to you.” A few minutes later, I see my Kakao notification saying that she has left the chat room. lol
 

richardp2918

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I like when the Chinese girls refuse some request (like rimming, for example) and they tell you “next time”. Translated means “never gonna happen”
When I was a little kid, I went on an international flight with Korean Air and was so excited to watch a certain movie that was supposed to play. I was super upset when I found out it wasn't, so the super attractive flight attendant promised me they'll play it for me "next time" on my flight back, which calmed me down. Even as a small kid, I was wondering how amazing it was that she could know when I'm gonna fly back, but she was very cute, had huge tits, and was very kind to me as she patted me on the head, so I was happy.

A year or so later when I remembered this, I was so clueless that I wondered if and how she was gonna ever keep her promise. I might've been clueless and stupid, but even as a kid, I remembered her tits and how hot she was. Decades later, whenever I poked a Korean Air flight attendant, I'd tell them this story.
 

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Before Covid I often visited a Japanese favorite at a FS shop, it was pretty diverse, it had a Japanese, a Vietnamese and a Chinese girl, they mainly communicated in Mandarin, go figure, the Jgirl would text me if I wanted to come over usually late Friday night, she would request alcoholic drinks and whatever food I chose to bring saying “we’re not picky” lol. I would join them in their private room where they also slept or rested. They had view of surveillance monitors in this room so as to see customers and the parking lot. The shit they talked when someone pulled into the parking lot and/or approached the front door was very entertaining to put it mildly. Regulars would walk in and the corresponding provider would tend to him. Sometimes one of the providers didn’t want to service one of their regulars because as they put it “cheap.”
One time I arrive, enter their private room and the Vietnamese girl is sitting on her small bed, she’s wearing a loose flowing dress having just showered, she’s airing her pussy out is what I figure and has her legs spread open while her pussy is in full view, she talked the most shit, they were never short for content. I had some nice times with this group. I had never seen or previously met the Vgirl prior to going here, but she knew who I was, apparently she was friends with a thick Chinese favorite from another shop, she didn’t know my name, none of them did, but she knew my Hobby nickname, she surprised me how accurate she was with the details. Some of the foods they really seemed to enjoy was Mexican and Crawfish with all the trimmings. I’ve read reviews on google of some local massage parlors here in Houston where a customer states they felt as though the masseuse was drunk during their massage, I just laugh and think, if you only knew.
 

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Doritos is so good that if we dumped them all over North Korea and they knew it was American, then I’d bet the North Korean regime would collapse. lol
After craving Doritos all night, I just got a party sized bag... hopefully I won't scarf it all tonight.

I also researched what cheese they used and it's a mix of white cheddar and romano cheese, so I just bought both so I can mix them to see if I can get that taste. I had a bit of the romano cheese and it's promising. Goes really well with some Serrano ham...mmmmm
 

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Doritos and a cold Coca Cola.
Just inhaled a third of the the party size bag with an ice cold diet coke, romano and parmesan cheese drizzled with olive oil and black pepper, and some serrano and prosciutto ham. Finished it off with some gelato and now sipping on glass of pommard...couldn't be any more satisfied than I am right this moment. And if there was any doubt, the doritos and diet coke were the highlight of the meal.
 

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Perhaps I should arrive to my next FS spa visit with a bag of Doritos, lol. I wonder if kimchi and Doritos are good together?
While I love my Doritos, I would not want to kiss or get sucked off by anybody who's been munching on them...it's a guilty personal indulgence, not a sensual thing to share.

If I start tasting Doritos while I DFK and DATY, I'll know what caused it...
 

mikemendez

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This same group of providers where shop favorite chop stick fed me, lol, once sat around the large round table to eat dinner, I didn’t partake this visit. Asian girls aren’t one bit shy to eat in front off others, I wasn’t a stranger mind you, but geez when it came time to eat it was like a feeding frenzy. I learned throughout my hobbying more about Asian cultures, as many of you may already know, Asian girls don’t particularly snack like we would between meals or whenever we get a little snack hungry, quite the contrary, they are pretty disciplined when it comes to eating and stay on a tight timeline, I find stuff like this fascinating. Although I have seen where a girl has eaten a piece of fruit not long after lunch, I began to inform myself into Asian eating habits, again quite fascinating, kind of explains why they’re thin and fit, no or hardly no processed food for the most part.
 

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I think I told this story earlier on this board about a visit years ago to the sadly departed Blue Wave in DE.

Some of the details may have changed due to time and other factors. But it is a true story

I happened to be a walk in that day. Emily let me in the front door and parked me on the cramped sofa in the front room. Apparently it wasn’t her turn to take a customer and she had me wait for Lisa who was getting pounded by another lucky guy.

Emily sat with me and hand fed me sliced apples. I can’t describe how hot this was. I would put my hand on her inner thigh and she would look up at the camera and shoo me away, worried about mamma, how silly with the activities that went on 3 feet away

A couple of other guys knocked while we were sitting there and Emily gave them the “ we busy now, one hour “ line.

Eventually Lisa finished with the other guy ans ushered him out the back door.

Emily guided me into the first or second room to see Lisa. After initial hello Emily kissed me and asked about seeing the 2 of them. FUCK YES!

It was one of the hottest sessions I’ve ever had in my almost 40 year career at this damn hobby.

I think of this every time I have sliced apples.
 
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