Y'All don't understand! These fine upstanding O-fi-sirs are fighting a valiant battle against the godless commie pink Chinese, and the heathans who are out to destroy or way of life!
The citizens of this fine county should be blessed to pay out millions if it gets us a conviction on even one immoral misdemeanor. It's the domino theory at work: let's those scumbag men escape justice and the next thing you know is they will want stupid things like getting rid of blue laws and wanting us to start flying the USSR flag on the state Capitol. You just mark my words!
Those few million we spend on lawsuits instead of more drug enforcement or cutting the murder rate is money well spent! 'Course if those people falsely arrested were TRUE sons of the South they would see the righteousness of our cause and forego any monitary award so as we can buy more cameras and spy on more perverts. (Just whatever you do, don't point any of those cameras at the sheep pens behind Jimmy-Bob's trailer. Please don't do that!)
The citizens of this fine county should be blessed to pay out millions if it gets us a conviction on even one immoral misdemeanor. It's the domino theory at work: let's those scumbag men escape justice and the next thing you know is they will want stupid things like getting rid of blue laws and wanting us to start flying the USSR flag on the state Capitol. You just mark my words!
Those few million we spend on lawsuits instead of more drug enforcement or cutting the murder rate is money well spent! 'Course if those people falsely arrested were TRUE sons of the South they would see the righteousness of our cause and forego any monitary award so as we can buy more cameras and spy on more perverts. (Just whatever you do, don't point any of those cameras at the sheep pens behind Jimmy-Bob's trailer. Please don't do that!)