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Honestly think a lot of guys here are bad at estimating age

travelpro_22

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I get that a lot of them are petite and in most cases makeup makes them look young, but I'm baffled by how a lot of them are described as young early 20 year-olds when they have the voice of an auntie in her 30s hahaha. I've seen 4 girls in different places that I am sure they were in their late 30s or early 40s but still gets estimated as 25-28.

Is it that hard to notice wrinkles in the dimly-lit rooms? Hahahahaha
 

LARQ

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I get that a lot of them are petite and in most cases makeup makes them look young, but I'm baffled by how a lot of them are described as young early 20 year-olds when they have the voice of an auntie in her 30s hahaha. I've seen 4 girls in different places that I am sure they were in their late 30s or early 40s but still gets estimated as 25-28.

Is it that hard to notice wrinkles in the dimly-lit rooms? Hahahahaha
lmfao... non-asians have a hard time telling age with the yellow fever running rampant.
 

travelpro_22

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So funny tho how there is so much back and forth over a providers age on here - review says 20s; somebody says 40s; she told me this or that. Everybody is an expert.
I mean, sure, we’re not all the age experts we think we are but most times there are dead giveaways that a woman is at least in her 30’s. It drives me nuts that some say X provider “looks 22-25” even with wrinkly hands and a raspy voice. Not to mention the natural sags here and there that you won’t see in a lady in her early to mid 20s hahaha
 

quickdraw

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I mean, sure, we’re not all the age experts we think we are but most times there are dead giveaways that a woman is at least in her 30’s. It drives me nuts that some say X provider “looks 22-25” even with wrinkly hands and a raspy voice. Not to mention the natural sags here and there that you won’t see in a lady in her early to mid 20s hahaha
then walk out. ask for another girl. no one is stopping you. if you want a 20 something for under $500 get a japanese girl. or if you got game go to a bar or tinder. if not get a sb or go to high end places over 500.

best thing to do is search the reviews here for girls you have seen. find reviewers you agree with. doesn't mean they/you are actually right but that you think alike. in general east asians age better than whitefolk but there are girls of every race that look their age, look older, look younger.

some dudes are living the fantasy...do you really want to spend your time searching for every wrinkle and sign? do you really want to analyze if you are handsome or big or feel so good??? a bitch being hot and good in the sack is what matters. give me a k-mom any fucking day.

now lets talk about dudes that post how a girl O's 3 times in a 30 minute session..... have they ever made a girl O before? do they know how O's work? (excluding gushers/squirters/fire hoses).
 

Retired031424

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Does the number really matter?

I saw Helen at BG the other day. Glorious body, pretty face. is she 27? 35? 45? I don't care, just happy to spend time with her.

Two weeks ago out of morbid curiosity and because someone told me she gives a good back rub (she does) I saw Joyce down on Grand st. Is she 50? 65? 72? I also don't care. What do I care about? She's too old for me man. I don't want to do anything sexual with her.
 

BIGBOB62

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Someone said to me a long time ago that the best way to tell a womans age is to look at her elbows and the underside of her arms.

It's somewhat true, but very unsexy. You really can say in the face, or breasts with all the care and surgery they can get. But elbows get ignored and upper arms get wobbly and skin gets loose.

Aside from that I hone in on age by talking Chinese zodiac. Ask a girl what animal year they were born in. They don't expect the question and usually don't lie. And it gives you 12 year targets. If you can't guess whether she's 26, 38 or 50.....
 
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