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Honestly think a lot of guys here are bad at estimating age

JoeDarkerCh

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I went to a place in midtown today. Reviews had called her age between 30 and late 40s. I turned up the lights a little before she came into the room. I gotta be honest...I think she's late 50s. Could even be 60. Body is very good shape, probably one of the more attractive 55 to 60 year olds I came across lately. But I just had a kind of aha WTF moment and left. I just couldn't.
 

mayfair2

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I went to a place in midtown today. Reviews had called her age between 30 and late 40s. I turned up the lights a little before she came into the room. I gotta be honest...I think she's late 50s. Could even be 60. Body is very good shape, probably one of the more attractive 55 to 60 year olds I came across lately. But I just had a kind of aha WTF moment and left. I just couldn't.
place and name???
 

jtclay

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Yeah, people in general are bad at guessing age.

I blame it on a mixture of things:
- You typically only have friends that are your age +/- a few years, so you forget what people outside of that range.
- Bad lighting, rose-tinted glasses, etc.
- People have no idea what are good markers of age to look for
- Not wanting to piss off the provider/house/fans

Personally, I estimate almost entirely on smooth skin, especially on hands, neck, and feet, ESPECIALLY if all 3, is almost impossible after mid 20s. That's not to say the inverse is true, though. On a meta-level, their history also gives you a good idea.
 

XLToki

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Yeah, people in general are bad at guessing age.

I blame it on a mixture of things:
- You typically only have friends that are your age +/- a few years, so you forget what people outside of that range.
- Bad lighting, rose-tinted glasses, etc.
- People have no idea what are good markers of age to look for
- Not wanting to piss off the provider/house/fans

Personally, I estimate almost entirely on smooth skin, especially on hands, neck, and feet, ESPECIALLY if all 3, is almost impossible after mid 20s. That's not to say the inverse is true, though. On a meta-level, their history also gives you a good idea.
yes history is pretty black and white. Some providers are great but they have been reviewed for 10 years. Probably looking great too. But if I see an age estimate at 24...and reviews on TER go back 8-10 years, there is a forensic contradiction.
 

hgae931

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I stopped reading reviews for AMPs, only RMPs now.

can't trust white guys to guess asian women age. i saw a couple reviews for NYC/NJ/California amps estimating girls to be 25 and they were definitely at least 40... not even close.

I started reading the Chinese language AMP boards instead for AMP tips
 

Sk3on

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I stopped reading reviews for AMPs, only RMPs now.

can't trust white guys to guess asian women age. i saw a couple reviews for NYC/NJ/California amps estimating girls to be 25 and they were definitely at least 40... not even close.

I started reading the Chinese language AMP boards instead for AMP tips
100% - most that I meet said 25-28 but are 40+. All MILFS with kids in Korea.
 

JoeDarkerCh

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I understand and respect your request for those details. That said I don't currently feel comfortable being more specific. I sense that many places monitor comments here, and I there are plenty of cameras in these places so if someone wanted to guess who visited yesterday and turned up the lights and left it's not out of the question. So I prefer to leave it at that. My comment is just a small data point, that's what I have to add. Hopefully it's still worth having been shared. Thanks for your understanding.
 

spoofies

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I stopped reading reviews for AMPs, only RMPs now.

can't trust white guys to guess asian women age. i saw a couple reviews for NYC/NJ/California amps estimating girls to be 25 and they were definitely at least 40... not even close.

I started reading the Chinese language AMP boards instead for AMP tips
Agreed but in reverse, a lot of girls I visited were in their early to mid 30s, and a lot of people were guessing 40s but found out through their personal socials their real age. I think a lot of people just assume their 40+ if they're not obviously early 20s which, honestly, is a pretty fair assumption.
 

Uniquelyme

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A big problem is a lot of guys here are scared to be honest. Just check the thread some people say all this and dont review the girls they see that are clearly older than the age.

Very few ppl are around the correct vicinity on age. However when those people post a review at least you know she is gojng to be around that age.

Idgaf if a place sees my review and im guessing sevwereeral years older. They shouldn't lie. I'm here to share good intel with fellow hobbyists . Not to drum up business for a pro or the place they work at.
 

AMPRomantic

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If i go in thinking that you’ll get someone your daughters age but get one my moms age I think, at least I’ll save a few bucks on tip and let’s see what this old slut can do.
 

AutomaticSlim

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There's plenty of girls in their 20s out there.
Just not Chinese (pretty much at all) & Korean (a few here and there, and usually not in Manhattan).
So if you want young, you have to look elsewhere.
American girls are absolutely my preference, so this is not a problem for me.
I've seen some newer Japanese girls who were quite young as well.

I'm totally about youth & beauty over experience and performance.
I'd rather have a petite, pretty 20 y/o Florida girl who lays there silently with her head turned to the side than a 35 year old circus acrobat who acts like she is completely into it. Every. Single. Time.
 

travelpro_22

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And? Does me being inaccurate as well make the others accurate? Point still stands even if I also estimate badly. Doesn’t mean we can’t have a conversation about it. If I’m one of the bad estimators then that just proves my point lmao

Personally, as an asian myself I’d like to think my estimates are somewhat close. Some girls I’ve seen look like my auntie/mom and others like my peers so I’m pretty sure I estimate better than someone who thinks Allyssa from DDY is in her mid 20’s hahaha
 
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