Review: Barbie Dolls—Hermes

[이 회장님]

Title: Review: Barbie Dolls—Hermes
Date: Apr 3, 2024
Phone: 929-577-6600
City: New York City
State: New York
Location: 5th Ave (Midtown)
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 300 an hour
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: Mid-30s
Physical Description: 5’4”, smooth skin, MM C, Cute Face, etc.

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

JoJo kept trying to r@pe me. How did she know who I was? She even knew what girls I've seen on the outside over the years and said I owe her at least 20 fucks for never picking her lol.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

Btw, I knocked on the Chairman's door and said "leave that fuckin girl alone!" and Suki laughed and called me crazy. My man kept giggling, sounding like he was eating a bowl of ice cream the whole time.

 

[talduke]

JoJo kept trying to r@pe me. How did she know who I was? She even knew what girls I've seen on the outside over the years and said I owe her at least 20 fucks for never picking her lol.

this is called the usual suspects!

jk you are plain famous

 

[Johnny Blaze]

the pre-emptive hand block.....

 

[hhnyc77]

I met up with The Real BX Brown and we headed upstairs.

You need some better friends

jk you are plain famous

There's a difference between famous and infamous

Sorry @The REAL Bxbrown - those were too easy of targets

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

You need some better friends



There's a difference between famous and infamous

Sorry @The REAL Bxbrown - those were too easy of targets

Reported!

 

[hhnyc77]

Reported!

Oooh, I'm so scared! Especially since I'm in the process of handling reports right now

By the way, @The REAL Bxbrown and @이 회장님 - totally hypothetical question, but let's say the woman of your dreams...a supermodel or porn star or someone so hot that you can't even imagine being with them, offered herself to you to do whatever you want to her.

But the catch is, you have to both be there at the same time in your full glory...would you do it??

I'll go first...if it was a real-life friend that I know, then no. But if it's a hobby friend, I would seriously consider it. Lol

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

Reported!

I had actually seen Nao over at NYCSE and text the Chairman that I found the future Mrs.Bx and he said he was on his way to a place so I tagged along.

 

[이 회장님]

the pre-emptive hand block.....

Exactly, it was a firm no.

 

[이 회장님]

Oooh, I'm so scared! Especially since I'm in the process of handling reports right now

By the way, @The REAL Bxbrown and @이 회장님 - totally hypothetical question, but let's say the woman of your dreams...a supermodel or porn star or someone so hot that you can't even imagine being with them, offered herself to you to do whatever you want to her.

But the catch is, you have to both be there at the same time in your full glory...would you do it??

I'll go first...if it was a real-life friend that I know, then no. But if it's a hobby friend, I would seriously consider it. Lol

I would let BX have the honor of having great sex with the woman of our dreams first.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

Oooh, I'm so scared! Especially since I'm in the process of handling reports right now

By the way, @The REAL Bxbrown and @이 회장님 - totally hypothetical question, but let's say the woman of your dreams...a supermodel or porn star or someone so hot that you can't even imagine being with them, offered herself to you to do whatever you want to her.

But the catch is, you have to both be there at the same time in your full glory...would you do it??

I'll go first...if it was a real-life friend that I know, then no. But if it's a hobby friend, I would seriously consider it. Lol

I am not going to entertain your homoerotic fantasies! REPORTED! Good day to you sir!

 

[Michael_Choo]

BxBrown was drunk and vulnerable last night. When I twerked my ass (I deadlift and squat regularly so it's nice and meaty) into his crouch and shrieked "oppa!! nuhmoo kuh!!" (baby you're too big in korean) I think he was in a happy place somewhere.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

BxBrown was drunk and vulnerable last night. When I twerked my ass (I deadlift and squat regularly so it's nice and meaty) into his crouch and shrieked "oppa!! nuhmoo kuh!!" (baby you're too big in korean) I think he was in a happy place somewhere.

WTF! Reported!

I'm kicking your ass next time I see you! That did NOT happen!

 

[hhnyc77]

I am not going to entertain your homoerotic fantasies! REPORTED! Good day to you sir!

Such a party-pooper...you're afraid of a little sword fighting?

Dude, relax...no one is suggesting anything...it's just hypothetical. Clearly, you've never been to a sauna or public bathhouse...

I'm sure you have no issues with watching porn that involves DPs, but seeing something is quite different than doing it yourself. I'm not sure I could go through with it, though.

 

[hhnyc77]

BxBrown was drunk and vulnerable last night. When I twerked my ass (I deadlift and squat regularly so it's nice and meaty) into his crouch and shrieked "oppa!! nuhmoo kuh!!" (baby you're too big in korean) I think he was in a happy place somewhere.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

Such a party-pooper...you're afraid of a little sword fighting?

Dude, relax...no one is suggesting anything...it's just hypothetical. Clearly, you've never been to a sauna or public bathhouse...

I'm sure you have no issues with watching porn that involves DPs, but seeing something is quite different than doing it yourself. I'm not sure I could go through with it, though.

I said good day, sir!

 

[night5678]

When I grow up I want to be just like you. The freedom part atleast.

 

[hhnyc77]

I would let BX have the honor of having great sex with the woman of our dreams first.

I'm pretty sure that's already happened before at certain spas with certain providers, with the frequency you two partake...you just don't know it.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

When I grow up I want to be just like you. The freedom part atleast.

You are always invited little bro. Secret member #3 also tagged along and then later on Michael Choo got there all late.