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Review: Barbie Dolls—Hermes

night5678

night5678

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hhnyc77 said:
Such a party-pooper...you're afraid of a little sword fighting? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Dude, relax...no one is suggesting anything...it's just hypothetical. Clearly, you've never been to a sauna or public bathhouse...

I'm sure you have no issues with watching porn that involves DPs, but seeing something is quite different than doing it yourself. I'm not sure I could go through with it, though.
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찜질방 are something else, I was invited to one but pussied out last minute when I realized I had to walk around naked and have my bro scrub my back. I blame the self-loathing and shame on Catholicism.
 
The REAL Bxbrown

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hhnyc77 said:
I'm pretty sure that's already happened before at certain spas with certain providers, with the frequency you two partake...you just don't know it. :ROFLMAO:
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Actually it did and we know when! I hadn't met the Chairman yet, but back in 2020 I had just left @NYAW and as I was heading down into the train I was already reading my messages here and then I got one from the Chairman, he had just walked into AW and I told him I had just left. I text @NYAW if a Korean dude had just walked in and they said he arrived 10 minutes after I left, lol.
 
acheron72

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hhnyc77 said:
Such a party-pooper...you're afraid of a little sword fighting? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Dude, relax...no one is suggesting anything...it's just hypothetical. Clearly, you've never been to a sauna or public bathhouse...

I'm sure you have no issues with watching porn that involves DPs, but seeing something is quite different than doing it yourself. I'm not sure I could go through with it, though.
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Maybe next outing for the Chairman, BX and Michael Choo should be King Spa and Sauna in Palisades.
 
night5678

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이 회장님 said:
We can plan a get-together at King Spa and Sauna. I know the owner so I can get a free entry for everyone. It’s quiet here during the spring and especially during the summer months. (y)
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That's where I pussied out from, king spa. Make sure you all scrub each other's backs as part of a bonding experience. Then go fuck some hoes.
 
acheron72

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night5678 said:
That's where I pussied out from, king spa. Make sure you all scrub each other's backs as part of a bonding experience. Then go fuck some hoes.
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King Spa is probably one of the better 찜질방 in the area. There's a communal male bath area with showers and seating areas, a sauna, a long pool, and 3 round pools; but you don't have to scrub anyone's back but your own, unless you want to.

I usually go with my wife, so the concern I have at the back of my head is bumping into one of the working girls I know. Fortunately, it hasn't happened yet.
 
The REAL Bxbrown

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acheron72 said:
King Spa is probably one of the better 찜질방 in the area. There's a communal male bath area with showers and seating areas, a sauna, a long pool, and 3 round pools; but you don't have to scrub anyone's back but your own, unless you want to.

I usually go with my wife, so the concern I have at the back of my head is bumping into one of the working girls I know. Fortunately, it hasn't happened yet.
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I like that my man has the balls to be realistic with himself and say yet :LOL::ROFLMAO:

Btw, love your avatar!
 
acheron72

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The REAL Bxbrown said:
I like that my man has the balls to be realistic with himself and say yet:LOL::ROFLMAO:

Btw, love your avatar!
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Thanks! Put it together specially for my avatar in monger review places.

Wife knows me well enough that an excuse like I don't want to go because "I'll have to walk around naked" would be more suspicious. Pretty observant, so if I see someone I might know from far away, I'll stear clear.
 
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I remember I got really drunk one night and popped some pills then went to see Hermes when she was at ABS still. She was super cool about it and worked very hard lmao.
Very nice girl though Sugar my go to with this spa chain.
 
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이 회장님 said:
Title: Review: Barbie Dolls—Hermes
Date: Apr 3, 2024
Phone: 929-577-6600
City: New York City
State: New York
Location: 5th Ave (Midtown)
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 300 an hour
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: Mid-30s
Physical Description: 5’4”, smooth skin, MM C, Cute Face, etc.

Recommendation: Yes
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I feel like I asked this but I drink too much to remember so... any chance this is the famous Hermes from Fantasies NYC? She is probably 40's but the attitude fits her.
 
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