Jesus you complain a lot. Just go to the damn place. It's the best spa in the suburbs. Want us to drive you there? Maybe hold your hand as you go in
Wow man you are hysterical! I can't stop laughing.
You come on to a public forum, whose purpose is to tell a description of the girl and your experience and for whatever reason you're such a knucklehead you didn't do that.
And then you get an attitude about it, LOL it's absolutely hysterical when teeny tiny brains can't understand simple things.
the name of the girl a description of the girl and just a little tiny piece of what you experienced is what makes up a review. A description of the girl and her name really is mandatory, and some guys have certain things they like or don't like, like gilfs or milfs or young or tall or busty or??? We know none of that because you gave no information.
it's really not that complicated. I tried to write it for you as simply as I can. You may have to read it 20 or 30 times to understand it, but that's what's required for a good review.
I'm sorry for whatever learning disability you have that you can't comprehend that. just keep reading it over again very slowly out loud and you'll get it eventually.
I truly feel bad for people that have such a learning disability although I have found that where there is arrogance, 100 times out of 100 arrogance will always always lead to stupidity.
Like I said, read it over and over again very s-l-o-w-l-y and eventually you'll learn how to write a good review.
What you wrote sucks donkey shit.