Total digression, but…
The real disappointments I’ve had have mostly been outside the city.
Try finding a decent whore in Grand Rapids… or Triangle, VA.
They’re often outcall which makes them harder to get rid of - they can create quite a ruckus outside your hotel room.
I’ve had scraggly white girls with way too much mileage: big bellies, sagging boobs, cheap tattoos, high, drunk and angry. One insisted I pay her equally skanky girlfriend to come in too. That was truly the meaning of paying someone to leave…
Then there was the obese African American woman sucking on a quart bottle of Pedialyte (great for your health, she told me). I had a hard time gaining wood, but when I did she rather kindly said, Oh, you a grower!
Now that I think about it, old Craigslist was a bit of a crapshoot back in the day, even in the city.
There was the black girl in a housing project in midtown, whose apartment featured a solid wall of Barbies, and who turned out to be trans. I actually fucked her fake vag- I was horny! - then skedaddled out of there… leaving my watch. And deciding that was simply karma and I’d better leave well enough alone.