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    Review: Green Therapy - Mary

    Title: Review: Green Therapy - Mary Date: Dec 9, 2023 Phone: 609-755-0331 City: East Windsor State: NJ Location: Near the Car Wash House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60 + $.40 Nationality: Chinese Age Estimate: 30's Physical Description: It had been awhile since I visited Green. Place...
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    Review: Healing Hands - Chanel - Look Ma.. no teeth

    Title: Review: Healing Hands - Chanel - Look Ma.. no teeth Date: Sep 3, 2023 Phone: 609-819-6101 City: Monroe State: NJ Location: Applegarth House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60+$ Nationality: Thai Age Estimate: 45-50 Physical Description: Tiny, natural b's maybe c's shoulder length...
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    Review: Spa Wellness - Lucy

    Title: Review: Spa Wellness - Lucy Date: Jul 26, 2023 Phone: 7327048888 City: Toms River State: NJ Location: Stripmall House Fee and Tip (if applicable) 60 + $.40 Age Estimate: 30'ish Nationality: Korean Physical Description: She was very cute, light brown hair, pretty face, fit...
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    Review: Spa Wellness - Lucy

    Title: Review: Spa Wellness - Lucy Date: Jul 27, 2023 Phone: 609-618-9560 City: TR State: NJ Location: Dover Rd House Fee and Tip (if applicable) 60 + $.40 Age Estimate: 30'ish Nationality: Korean Physical Description: Cute... Mechanical Private Details: LuLu opened the door, and I...
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    Review: New Aroma Spa

    Title: Review: New Aroma Spa Date: Jun 11, 2023 Phone: 732-286-0737 City: TR State: NJ Location: Route 9 House Fee and Tip (if applicable) 60 + 120 Age Estimate: 55 Nationality: Chinese Physical Description: Lots of makeup... older woman, blonde hair, decent top Private Details: I...
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    Unintentional 4-Hands for the first time

    I decided to hit up one of my go-to spots this morning. I get in there, and been looking forward to FS with one of my current favorite providers for the past 2-weeks. I lay down, and tell her I just want ST to start. She obliges, and proceeds with a pretty sensual back massage. I flip...
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    OnlyFans Rut Row

    Anyone else seeing the Server Not Found message when they go to OnlyFans?
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    Review: New Aroma TR

    Title: Review: New Aroma TR Date: Aug 8, 2020 Phone: City: Toms River State: NJ Location: RT9 Age Estimate: Late 40's Nationality: Korean Physical Description: Short, medium build.... Milf'y Private Details: I was in the area, and decided to try out New Aroma, since I've never been...
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    Deep Thoughts by Thumper

    I stopped by my local rim spot this morning. My apologies to to any of the poor chaps that DFK'd my lady after my session was over. Anywho, afterwards I decided to come home and go for a bike ride. It was a bit weird riding a bike after a rimjob. Which is something I never thought I'd say...
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    I had sex last night...

    With a girl. It cost me $200 (HF + Tip) Didn't see her face But had great eyes Body like Sailor Moon And tight thighs ;)
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    Apparently Covid can be an STD

    According to this report, Covid can be found in men's semen, even after they have recovered from it. Say goodbye to BBBJs :rolleyes: https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html
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    Not looking forward to the aftermath...

    Once all the AMPs open back up, I have a feeling there are going to be lines wrapped around the block, like they are selling TP and Hand Sanitizer. So maybe we should start some sort of lottery system. :)
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    Review: 47 Accupressure - Lisa

    Title: Review: 47 Accupressure - Lisa Date: Mar 4, 2020 Phone: 8568993100 City: DEPFORD State: NJ Age Estimate: 25-30 Nationality: Korean Physical Description: If 25 y/o Jennifer Anniston was Korean... Private Details: I almost decided not to stop over and toftt. I called ahead, and...
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    Fun Burner Number Story

    This afternoon I was at the dealership getting my oil changed, and noticed that I had s missed call on my TextMe app.. which is weird, because I usually only text girls from that number. Well I was bored, and decided to call it back and see who this eager provider was. This hot little...
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    Review: Nana's Apple Pie

    Title: Review: Nana's Apple Pie Date: Feb 20, 2020 Phone: 215-751-9766 City: Philly State: PA Location: Five Guys Age Estimate: 30's Nationality: Korean Physical Description: Just effin sexy. Private Details: I decided to take my chances, and request a specific girl as I was texting...
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    Cake Secure Browser

    I know security and privacy are big items for both Providers and Mongers alike. So I figured I would tell you about this new browser I've been using for hobby-related browsing. https://www.cakebrowser.com/ There are a few cool security features that caught my attention. The first being the...
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    Standards and/or lack there of

    I'm not sure if it's just my luck, but it seems like every time I try a new amp, or indy, based on a few recent positive reviews. I end up walking right into a shit-show. I know one person's trash is another person's treasure. But when some dude comment about a provider being gorgeous, and...
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    Am I just paranoid?

    You know that moment when you first get into the room, and MMS takes the HF and leaves you to undress, and you can't help but look around the room and wonder where all the cameras are hidden? I imagine there's some dirty old Asian dude sitting in a dark, smoke-filled room, somewhere in Queens...
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    Review: Oriental Natural Health - Yumi

    Title: Review: Oriental Natural Health - Yumi Date: Dec 8, 2019 Phone: 732-786-9666 City: Englishtown State: NJ Location: Off of rt33 Age Estimate: 60s Nationality: Chinese Physical Description: I apparently like wasting my money Private Details: Before I go into the details, it's...
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    Review: New Sun Spa - Mya

    Title: Review: New Sun Spa - Mya Date: Dec 4, 2019 Phone: 609 261-1771 City: Southampton Township State: NJ Location: Rt 38 Age Estimate: Late 40's early 50's ?? Nationality: Korean Physical Description: Let's just say, she reminded me of Ms. Swan. But with skinny legs and decent...
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