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Ellocohombre

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For example.....?
List is as long as your arm. Super brief with very little details. Just enough to scrap by and receive credit. They may be from members who posted 1 review ages ago and the credit days never decreased. So they finally lost access and are forced to actually do what this site is about, writing reviews.
 

RockyJ

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List is as long as your arm. Super brief with very little details. Just enough to scrap by and receive credit. They may be from members who posted 1 review ages ago and the credit days never decreased. So they finally lost access and are forced to actually do what this site is about, writing reviews.
I will admit that I've seen some reviews that were less than adequate in content and details. I assume that the mods are looking at these and approving or not approving them based on that content. Are all of these thin reviews getting approved? I don't know. I assume that some are not.
 

Koondog

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I hate the long drawn out tomes just as much, i don't even read them. Not here to read penthouse forums. Just briefly in a few sentences or brief 2 concise paragraphs cover all the pertinent things that need to be relayed. Don't need a 10,000 word second by second replay of the encounter.
 

Smokenchoke

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I hate the long drawn out tomes just as much, i don't even read them. Not here to read penthouse forums. Just briefly in a few sentences or brief 2 concise paragraphs cover all the pertinent things that need to be relayed. Don't need a 10,000 word second by second replay of the encounter.
I write long reviews because I try to include all sorts of stuff not sexual. But I’m trying to shorten it.
 

Ankle_Socks

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If the review is too long, do not read it, move right along....I hate these trying to get credit reviews, I am always looking for new spots to try, and reading a fake review does not help, going to a spot to find a particular provider only to be confronted with a long closed place, or in one case the spot is now a restaurant...is not my idea of mongering, though most of my visits are to UTR places that will never be reviewed, i still like to try the old tried and true AMP service.
 

Abenormal2

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I hate the long drawn out tomes just as much, i don't even read them. Not here to read penthouse forums. Just briefly in a few sentences or brief 2 concise paragraphs cover all the pertinent things that need to be relayed. Don't need a 10,000 word second by second replay of the encounter.
I agree. More annoying to me are the non moderator guys that have deputized themselves.. telling guys that a post might be better In private message when the topic headline of a discussion is chick's thst do Greek. Or does anyone know a provider who is OK w CIM. ...some guys have way too much time on their hands. As do I sometimes and I w come off as judgemental but it is usually towards guys trying to impose their personal rules on others. My new motto is .. before working what someone else's finger smells like, make sure your own wasn't accidentally in someone's ass either.
 

Smokenchoke

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I agree. More annoying to me are the non moderator guys that have deputized themselves.. telling guys that a post might be better In private message when the topic headline of a discussion is chick's thst do Greek. Or does anyone know a provider who is OK w CIM. ...some guys have way too much time on their hands. As do I sometimes and I w come off as judgemental but it is usually towards guys trying to impose their personal rules on others. My new motto is .. before working what someone else's finger smells like, make sure your own wasn't accidentally in someone's ass either.
I, whenever possible, attempt to remind guys these public sections should not contain information that will get anyone hemmed up. Also it is the site rules. Therefore I completely disagree with you. And stop asking dudes online about Greek. Go to the providers and shoot your shot. Others are spending time, energy and money to gain this knowledge. Spend yours!
 

Abenormal2

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I, whenever possible, attempt to remind guys these public sections should not contain information that will get anyone hemmed up. Also it is the site rules. Therefore I completely disagree with you. And stop asking dudes online about Greek. Go to the providers and shoot your shot. Others are spending time, energy and money to gain this knowledge. Spend yours!

My Comment about Greek was a joke. It was intended for guys that will engage in the topics sections or chat section of a particular area about CIM and Greek, and all these other explicit discussions. And then put on their howdy duty scout master uniform when some guy asks a question to someone else about their review. " hey shouldn't thst be in the private section?" The rules are clear and stated. And neither you nor I wrote them. The scout masters are the guys that pretend to speak on some moral authority and then... well we all know what has happened when scout masters are given too much authority. It usually winds up with some poor little scout getting a sore ass. So perhaps let guys write their reviews , and if u don't like them I Don't read them. If u are sitting there reading guys reviews to satisfy your style then don't read them. Some guys write a little some a lot. If the reviews are not good enough then the moderators won't accept them. If they are accepted then stop crying. I come here for the reviews and the conversations on multiple topics. Not to hear guys complain about other guys reviews. As u just said. Shoot your shot... dont worry about catching someone else's shot... figuratively and in your case.. literally.
 

Robert13524

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We should have a optional tldr section in the review. That would solve the long winded part for some. You can get the cliff notes and be done with it
 

FriedFugu

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We should have a optional tldr section in the review. That would solve the long winded part for some. You can get the cliff notes and be done with it
Everything not in the private section is effectively your cliff notes, minus price which I guess can be gained by calling the number listed. But you got that, general location, physical description, and recommendations all there in public view. Don't need a tldr to further gum up the works.
The private section should be as detailed as possible imo. Yeah, some people take it as an opportunity to write erotic novels but that's a small price to pay for good information.
 

Happy Jack

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I hate the long drawn out tomes just as much, i don't even read them. Not here to read penthouse forums. Just briefly in a few sentences or brief 2 concise paragraphs cover all the pertinent things that need to be relayed. Don't need a 10,000 word second by second replay of the encounter.
Yeah, then you probably shouldn't read my reviews. They are usually pretty long and pretty detailed. Sorry if it bothers or offends anyone, but for me, it's like getting two sessions for the price of one. I totally get caught up in the moment and relive the entire session sometimes when I write my reviews.
 

mikemendez

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Reviews, whether short, direct and to the point or a long, detailed summary of what occurred in a session gives readers insight into what a particular provider will accommodate. Doesn’t necessarily guarantee every visitor will receive same level of service. For example, she may accommodate FS as mentioned in a review including DFK, the next happy camper arrives and only gets FS no DFK. Many factors involved when it comes to level of service IMO. Such as how often one guy sees a particular provider, tip amount, interaction etc etc and the list goes on. Who’s to say how any girl feels day of visit, does she attempt to squeeze you in before her pending appointment, she knows she only has a small amount of time to get you from naked to ending and get herself prepped for next customer, not to mention it may be when they are busiest. If I’ve learned anything I’ve learned these providers can be inconsistent at times. It’ll cause you to develop a monger sense so as to fully enjoy your time. I have the freedom to visit FS spas late night which is also a personal preference, traffic has slowed down considerably although there may be a brief interruption and my provider is point person due to ability to speak the better English, most of the Spas here don’t have a mamasan so interruptions are inevitable. Just my two cents.
 

mikemendez

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Each site has its unique review/encounter template, some are laid back only asking basic info requiring the reviewer to elaborate on details, another site might be more detail oriented and have boxes to check off as far as services received are concerned yet you’ll still have to give specific details.
 
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