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Bullshit Reviews
- Thread starter Smokenchoke
- Start date
More intel the better. Time of day, girl's demeanor, interruptions, smells, these all contribute to someone's choice of going there or not. If you had a bad time there, and report that as midday on a weekday, girl was cranky and interruptions are non-stop, ok, this may be words unrelated to basic "recommendation yes/no", but others who don't like interruption or bitchy provider will choose different time. Or if someone mentions place smells like sandalwood, and you like sandalwood, great, but if they say vanilla, and vanilla makes you puke, well, this is useful intel. I'd rather a longer detailed intel report than a short horseshit review that you 100% know that guy has never been within a thousand meters of that place. I've also got more time and patience than most so ymmv.
Which is worse? The bullshit review that some guy writes so that he can gain access and then make an informed choice going forward, or the pieces of shit with multiple ID's and using them all at the same time writing BS Shill reviews? I get it that some newbie is just trying to gain access so that he can join in on the fun. I'd rather those guys write a short vague review that someone would never read and then base their decision on seeing the girl or not.
It's the pieces of shit using several handles at the same time, writing reviews of girls they never even spent time in the room with. I see it is rampant in the Flushing NY section of the board again, and it's an outright fucking joke on the USASex Guide board. The same piece of shit is using several handles at the same time writing reviews for various spas that he is paid to shill for, and now I suspect even a few he is partners with. Not my place to point out what the handles are. Just be leery of what you read.
Certain tells are this guy always mentions the other girls he saw in passing and how he is going to come back to see her next, MMS had two girls on Ice waiting for me, she knows just what I like, known 45+ year olds are always listed as 25 to 30. Just a total line of bullshit. He has one other dead give away tell, that I don't want to list and bring to his attention, because he will then probably correct it.
I openly admit I have had several handles, but only one in use at any time. I got banned for bullshit by rAMPage and just kept making new ones whenever he banned me. Hard Wired was my other longest lasting handle before Jimmy gave me this one back. I only made new handles as a necessity after being banned. I've never written a review of a girl I didn't spend time in the room with. This POS has multiple handles in use at the same time for the sole purpose of wasting all of our time and by trying to steal our money by trying to suck us in with his total bullshit reviews, while at the same time putting money in his own pocket as well.
It's the pieces of shit using several handles at the same time, writing reviews of girls they never even spent time in the room with. I see it is rampant in the Flushing NY section of the board again, and it's an outright fucking joke on the USASex Guide board. The same piece of shit is using several handles at the same time writing reviews for various spas that he is paid to shill for, and now I suspect even a few he is partners with. Not my place to point out what the handles are. Just be leery of what you read.
Certain tells are this guy always mentions the other girls he saw in passing and how he is going to come back to see her next, MMS had two girls on Ice waiting for me, she knows just what I like, known 45+ year olds are always listed as 25 to 30. Just a total line of bullshit. He has one other dead give away tell, that I don't want to list and bring to his attention, because he will then probably correct it.
I openly admit I have had several handles, but only one in use at any time. I got banned for bullshit by rAMPage and just kept making new ones whenever he banned me. Hard Wired was my other longest lasting handle before Jimmy gave me this one back. I only made new handles as a necessity after being banned. I've never written a review of a girl I didn't spend time in the room with. This POS has multiple handles in use at the same time for the sole purpose of wasting all of our time and by trying to steal our money by trying to suck us in with his total bullshit reviews, while at the same time putting money in his own pocket as well.
when it gets all artsy and creative is where I start scanning for the actual substance. Shit like “I was in the abyss of her feminine delight, I couldn’t wait any longer but something was telling me to hold off for another second or two as I felt she deserved it. She looked me in the eye, my actual eye… that’s the moment I couldn’t last another second” instead of “she gave a great bj, her technique helped me to last longer than usual.” I do appreciate the intel though. I haven’t mongered much lately and the place I do goto don’t want me reviewing them, but when I get back into it I plan on sharing more.
BS reviews, you say?
https://ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/review-massage-marvels-tina.148565/
Like seriouslah. Dude copied another guy's review, even while this topic is active at the top of the fscking website!
https://ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/review-massage-marvels-tina.148565/
Like seriouslah. Dude copied another guy's review, even while this topic is active at the top of the fscking website!
I love the guys that reply with "so the guy that just joined today likes this provider"?? And then accuses you of being the person you review or LE. It's done all the time. I tip my cap to you for this post because there are two dudes in this thread that are constantly chiding others and giving them instructions on what to post and how to post it. They admittedly state that they are trying to enforce the rules of the site yet neither are moderators.... One of them stated that dudes should put 3 reviews up before getting access....let me get this right... So we don't even know what a review should look like but if we write it wrong we should not get credit. Unfortunately, the times when they usually tell someone they should not post something, they are usually incorrect in their attempted application of the rules.. post the best review u can and enjoy yourself. If it's accepted then that's good enough for me.
There's a definite frat house/cliquey vibe from some people here that comes across as if you owe them something because they've been around longer and/or have more reviews. They tend to take this board a little too seriously and I guess in their world maybe this is all they have or the only place they've gained any type of "respect". As you said though, the rules are the rules... if you post a review and it's accepted, then it is what it is. I can't tell you the amount of times I've read a review here that was "oh my god, she's a goddess, so sexy.. my kind of girl" and I go see her and she's totally NOT my type, too thin, looks like a meth head, whatever... and it's not a great session for me. But I don't come back here and blast the reviewer, I just chalk it up to we have different tastes and I move on with my life.