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Bullshit Reviews

Doubleyellow

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#41
I love the guys that reply with "so the guy that just joined today likes this provider"?? And then accuses you of being the person you review or LE. It's done all the time. I tip my cap to you for this post because there are two dudes in this thread that are constantly chiding others and giving them instructions on what to post and how to post it. They admittedly state that they are trying to enforce the rules of the site yet neither are moderators.... One of them stated that dudes should put 3 reviews up before getting access....let me get this right... So we don't even know what a review should look like but if we write it wrong we should not get credit. Unfortunately, the times when they usually tell someone they should not post something, they are usually incorrect in their attempted application of the rules.. post the best review u can and enjoy yourself. If it's accepted then that's good enough for me.
100% agree with your feedback and last 2 sentences. It does get noisy here at times, there are times when I can’t hear my own screams. If I stop listening for them, they go away. Lol.
 

Smokenchoke

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I love the guys that reply with "so the guy that just joined today likes this provider"?? And then accuses you of being the person you review or LE. It's done all the time. I tip my cap to you for this post because there are two dudes in this thread that are constantly chiding others and giving them instructions on what to post and how to post it. They admittedly state that they are trying to enforce the rules of the site yet neither are moderators.... One of them stated that dudes should put 3 reviews up before getting access....let me get this right... So we don't even know what a review should look like but if we write it wrong we should not get credit. Unfortunately, the times when they usually tell someone they should not post something, they are usually incorrect in their attempted application of the rules.. post the best review u can and enjoy yourself. If it's accepted then that's good enough for me.
IMO whatever someone puts in their review is their choice. Just make it real. Don’t copy another review or make up some shit just to get private access. That’s silly. And then if someone does that and gets the private access all I want is for them to contribute truthful information. Someone spent their time, energy, money And then was willing to share that information. Everyone should do the same. But I know that’s naive.
 

Porkchop

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#43
when it comes to those short bullshit, no info reviews..especially from someone who just joined. My first thought is ..where is Rampage??
Oh hell NO!
We can’t go back to that dictatorship days again.
Guys getting banned with no explanation.
It was his way or the highway, except nobody knew what his way was.
I love it just the way it is.
Any guy who has been on here long enough knows how to weed out the fake reviews.
 

TIskier

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#44
Wishing for Rampage to return? People who seek, admire, crave asshole authoritarianism make me scratch my head. Don’t like the review? Don’t read it. Why the desire to have those in “authority” “clamp down on” on the writer?
 

Chicagoboy

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#45
When I got into mongering I went in blind. I had no idea what to do or what to expect. I didn't even know about Spa Hunters until later on. I don't even remember how I heard about the site. But those days were the most fun for me. I left a spa and I couldn't wait until my next visit. Then when I finally discovered Spa Hunters I posted a review as soon as I got home. Then hooked up with a seasoned monger @Odyssey and he helped me out quite a bit. So I don't understand why guys just want to sit back and let everybody else do the work.
 

Rutts Hutt

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I started by going to Clancys in Bloomfield. I didn't know otc existed and was spending 60+ for a dry hump. Somehow I found out about spahunters, and spent a year in hj only places.After my divorce I went a year and a half without pussy and hjs were a poor substitute. I saw a review of a fs gal and it was exciting as hell going to see her for the first time! I wouldn't mind being able to read that first spahunters review I submitted. I enjoy all reviews.
 

dirkjones

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#47
When I got into mongering I went in blind. I had no idea what to do or what to expect. I didn't even know about Spa Hunters until later on. I don't even remember how I heard about the site. But those days were the most fun for me. I left a spa and I couldn't wait until my next visit. Then when I finally discovered Spa Hunters I posted a review as soon as I got home. Then hooked up with a seasoned monger @Odyssey and he helped me out quite a bit. So I don't understand why guys just want to sit back and let everybody else do the work.
some of it may be they don't really like that they WANT or NEED to goto amps, maybe they feel shame and don't want to relive it with their experience in writing. Or maybe they just don't wanna share and just wanna take the info. I had the same beginnings you mentioned, just heard word of mouth that these places existed and how they were all over in Stamford CT (at the time). It was glorious, had a lot of fun.
 

Rutts Hutt

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Wishing for Rampage to return? People who seek, admire, crave asshole authoritarianism make me scratch my head. Don’t like the review? Don’t read it. Why the desire to have those in “authority” “clamp down on” on the writer?
I saw an older thread with one of his abusive comments and it seems he's been put out to pasture. Good riddance.
 

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Ankle_Socks

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#49
Oh hell NO!
We can’t go back to that dictatorship days again.
Guys getting banned with no explanation.
It was his way or the highway, except nobody knew what his way was.
I love it just the way it is.
Any guy who has been on here long enough knows how to weed out the fake reviews.
Pretty Simple, I do not like my intelligence been insulted, i doubt anyone else does, when someone post a "Review" listing spa name , date maybe one other thing and zero private details, its like huh...when you add in that person joined same day, the spa is long closed, or the provider he mentions is either fictitious or long gone. The shop might be legit, or strictly HJ, but he claims otherwise...or he just copies another person's review ....that person is taking the piss, he clearly thinks we are stupid...someone like rampage is the modern day skeletor....banish him his review to another dimension, And i see nothing wrong with that
 

fiatfen

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#50
i just wrote my first review and i been on here since 2018. It is short and to the point or that is what I was going for anyway. When I read reviews I am really just looking for 1 or two details to push me over the edge and go for it /shrug take it or leave it
 

dirkjones

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#52
i just wrote my first review and i been on here since 2018. It is short and to the point or that is what I was going for anyway. When I read reviews I am really just looking for 1 or two details to push me over the edge and go for it /shrug take it or leave it
how dare you wait 5 years to write a review, it must be fake!! :)
 

Smokenchoke

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#53
i just wrote my first review and i been on here since 2018. It is short and to the point or that is what I was going for anyway. When I read reviews I am really just looking for 1 or two details to push me over the edge and go for it /shrug take it or leave it
But the question is why after all this time are you just now posting review? Is it because your private access ran out? If you’ve been out there this whole time seeing providers then you have a wealth of information that could benefit the next person the same as someone else’s benefits you.
 

TIskier

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Pretty Simple, I do not like my intelligence been insulted, i doubt anyone else does, when someone post a "Review" listing spa name , date maybe one other thing and zero private details, its like huh...when you add in that person joined same day, the spa is long closed, or the provider he mentions is either fictitious or long gone. The shop might be legit, or strictly HJ, but he claims otherwise...or he just copies another person's review ....that person is taking the piss, he clearly thinks we are stupid...someone like rampage is the modern day skeletor....banish him his review to another dimension, And i see nothing wrong with that
No offense, but don’t you think you’re personalizing this a bit? I’m pretty sure the fake reviewer doesn’t have you or the reader in mind while posting their fake review to gain access to the good stuff. Click out and move on, it’s not really that serious. Getting offended over the integrity of a whore board post is minutiae
 

Smokenchoke

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No offense, but don’t you think you’re personalizing this a bit? I’m pretty sure the fake reviewer doesn’t have you or the reader in mind while posting their fake review to gain access to the good stuff. Click out and move on, it’s not really that serious. Getting offended over the integrity of a whore board post is minutiae
Honestly, I kind of agree with you. It really has nothing to do with any individual. They just scamming the system so to speak. May not be right, per we. But it ain’t personal.
 

dirkjones

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But the question is why after all this time are you just now posting review? Is it because your private access ran out? If you’ve been out there this whole time seeing providers then you have a wealth of information that could benefit the next person the same as someone else’s benefits you.
I know you’re not asking me, but I joined in 2019 just to get an idea of which amps offered FS. That was the only reason I joined. I had no interest in sharing or being a part of the community here. Just didn’t wanna waste my time going to an amp that offered nothing or just HJ. So between utopiaguide, rubmaps and this place I was able to gauge things a bit better. I also personally don’t need someone else’s review in order to figure things out, most of the time reviews here don’t help me at all because everyone’s tastes are different. As long as you know the offerings of a place, that’s enough for me. The private access here is cool but not really necessary to do this “hobby”.
 

Smokenchoke

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I know you’re not asking me, but I joined in 2019 just to get an idea of which amps offered FS. That was the only reason I joined. I had no interest in sharing or being a part of the community here. Just didn’t wanna waste my time going to an amp that offered nothing or just HJ. So between utopiaguide, rubmaps and this place I was able to gauge things a bit better. I also personally don’t need someone else’s review in order to figure things out, most of the time reviews here don’t help me at all because everyone’s tastes are different. As long as you know the offerings of a place, that’s enough for me. The private access here is cool but not really necessary to do this “hobby”.
Ok. Thanks for making sense. I feel like after some of these conversations I have to say that now. Lol. But what if you post a review that helps someone else. That’s all I’m saying but I don’t disagree with your points. I think some times people forget the purpose of this site. Perhaps me too. Idk. Thanks.
 

dirkjones

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Ok. Thanks for making sense. I feel like after some of these conversations I have to say that now. Lol. But what if you post a review that helps someone else. That’s all I’m saying but I don’t disagree with your points. I think some times people forget the purpose of this site. Perhaps me too. Idk. Thanks.
I mean, you’re not wrong and I think for some the sharing info aspect of it is very important to them. My first and only review wasn’t met with much kindness here, from my perspective it was honest but others didn’t agree and felt I was full of shit and wanted the review removed. So perhaps others see that and hold back?I’m also not very active these days, I haven’t been to a spa/escort since my last review on here so it’s not like I’m purposely holding back. The last few amp visits I’ve had were at a place that doesn’t want to be reviewed. So there’s that.
 
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