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Chiparlor

Has Decided to Walk on Earth.
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#61
I stick with my position. Which part do you disagree with, 'nothing to worry about' or 'you may like it'?

I take it the places I go to are apparently not of the same caliber as the places you go to, in the 30 plus years I have been involved, none of the massage parlors I have been to were closed for offering sexual favors.

So stop trying to pretend you know it all. Your past suggestions that you have secret knowledge is an obvious attempt to inflate your status and is silly.
Help yourself. I do not post pretending comments. 30 years is nothing because I have been to at least 200 amps within 5 years! Latest example: I was in NY and went to 8 different parlors in 3 days! I post the comments with facts and with what I know. I originally planned to post six more reviews after I posted two on the 40 Rd. To simplify your "George Will's Language," I will keep my hands shut and store it in my anatomy for MY ENTERTAINMENT whether you like it or not AND share with my trusted AR brothers via PM.
 

Chiparlor

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#62
The raid I was at, they rang the bell once and started pounding on the door yelling POLICE! I could hear all of the commotion, but they did not wait more than a minute. After a minute, they broke the door in and that was it.

Makes sense because they had warrant. They knock first and if no response, barge in with warrant on their possession.
 

njlefty

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#65
Yeah, they were coming in no matter what. One thing I learned from the experience is that they move very fast on these raids. From the first sign of trouble, you will only have a minute or less, so the best thing to do is get your briefs on very quickly. They will sweep in with multiple officers and get every room contained with officers.

From the time of the first pounding on the door to when they were asking me for ID was about 45 seconds. They also took the masseuses out of the rooms and moved them to somewhere else in the place. The raid had female officers to do deal with them.
 

Koujiao

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#66
Help yourself. I do not post pretending comments. 30 years is nothing because I have been to at least 200 amps within 5 years! Latest example: I was in NY and went to 8 different parlors in 3 days! I post the comments with facts and with what I know. I originally planned to post six more reviews after I posted two on the 40 Rd. To simplify your "George Will's Language," I will keep my hands shut and store it in my anatomy for MY ENTERTAINMENT whether you like it or not AND share with my trusted AR brothers via PM.
Your addiction is exactly why I am here. Nothing I would brag about but keep at,it, you are obviously impressed.
 

Nicksuperlover

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#67
....This is the true face of LE guys.... they don't give a Sh_t about anybody but themselves and their brothers in "crime"... they believe that they are above the law and we are all a bunch of "mooks" and they will screw you in a heartbeat...and laugh about it later....

So for all Mongers who are "Law and order" advocates , don't fool yourselves... They will throw you under the Bus given a chance..

Don't get me wrong, I have known and have met many good, Professional Cops...but the odds of meeting a good one on a Spa bust are not in your favor... if the worst happens, show them your ID, lawyer up and tell them you arrived via Uber... do not volunteer any information... play dumb and call for a ride...
Hopefully it will end there..but...not likely...
We need a PM circle for Mongers in need of advice and counsel in such circumstances..IMHO..

Regards,
Xooz
I’m sure there are more than a few lawyer / mongers on this site.
 

Chiparlor

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#70
Im sure there are a few LEO who are members of this site for their own personal endeavors.

Oh Yes because I made an appointment with Angela at a parlor one day. I had a funny feeling upon arrival. The provider was asking me too many questions. I decided to keep my mouth shut and left the parlor paying her the hf without tip. She called me demanding an explanation. I told her I had a funny feeling and there would be no way for me to enjoy the hour session. She said a private detective stop by all the time and that parlor is safe and to remember that male pi’s have their needs as well. Never went back to that parlor and it IS still in business as you are reading now.
 

Porkchop

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#73
No low level patrol officer is going to bust a spa by themselves. This stuff comes from the politicians who want it to look like they are making a dent in crime.
Patrol just follows orders.
 

J n J

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#74
Several years ago while in Chicago I was in a spa getting a R&T when the door opened up and 2 pain clothed cops walked in. They told me and 3 other mongers to get dressed then we herded into the reception area where we were greeted by 3 more cops. The girls were arrested then the cops pulled each one of us mongers individually into a private room and questioned us. I figured the best thing for me to do was just say, I know nothing and just admit to getting a massage. After detaining us for about a 1/2 hour and putting the fear of God into us they let us go. It took me a week to build up the courage to go into another spa.
 

hoodedpatron

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#75
Several years ago while in Chicago I was in a spa getting a R&T when the door opened up and 2 pain clothed cops walked in. They told me and 3 other mongers to get dressed then we herded into the reception area where we were greeted by 3 more cops. The girls were arrested then the cops pulled each one of us mongers individually into a private room and questioned us. I figured the best thing for me to do was just say, I know nothing and just admit to getting a massage. After detaining us for about a 1/2 hour and putting the fear of God into us they let us go. It took me a week to build up the courage to go into another spa.
Dude was back to a spa in a week lol
 

creepingdeath

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#76
Yeah, they were coming in no matter what. One thing I learned from the experience is that they move very fast on these raids. From the first sign of trouble, you will only have a minute or less, so the best thing to do is get your briefs on very quickly. They will sweep in with multiple officers and get every room contained with officers.

From the time of the first pounding on the door to when they were asking me for ID was about 45 seconds. They also took the masseuses out of the rooms and moved them to somewhere else in the place. The raid had female officers to do deal with them.
thanks for sharing your experience, lefty...

two questions - were you released on your own recognizance, or did someone have to come for you, and secondly, how long did they keep you for?

much thanks
 

creepingdeath

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#77
and - is it safe to say that a "month long" investigation includes a months' worth of he's for the "investigating officer"?

so they get he's while "investigating" on my dime as a taxpayer, to arrest ME for the same?

I smell hypocrisy
 

jonboyohboy

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#78
Assuming the busts are happening at R&T storefront operations; I just don't see where the patrons would have a problem. For example; I am waking down the street and there is a store front, similar to a nail salon that has large clear signage displaying "massage" Male and Female" etc. I walk in with good intentions of getting a massage. After all I do have a bad back and my doctor recommends regular massage. - So where is the crime? Where is the "intent". ......... Of course I am referring to the storefront operations, not the full service brothels that operate in back alleys and apartments. There is simply no "legitimate" reason for being there.
 

njlefty

Registered Member
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#79
thanks for sharing your experience, lefty...

two questions - were you released on your own recognizance, or did someone have to come for you, and secondly, how long did they keep you for?

much thanks
When they burst into my massage room, I had just finished a FS session. The gal had gotten dressed and left the room. I actually only managed to get as far as having my briefs on when they burst into the room. They told me to stay in my briefs only and went through my belongings, my wallet, my cell phone. They took my license in order to take down my information.

They said, okay, you're a guy who had an hour drive to here and it's 10 pm on a weekday, and you only came here for a massage? Tell us the truth, that you paid this woman for sex. I kept saying I was only here for a massage. They said to me that you're a scoundrel, these women could be trafficked and we are going to do everything we can to arrest you.

About an hour passed by while they searched the entire place for money, condoms, whatever. Then one cop came into the room and said I could get dressed. He walked me out to my car. He said we have all of your personal information. Never come back to this town. He also said this is the luckiest day of your life. I got into my car and drove home.

Thus my own experience, which was a fucking horror to tell you the truth.
 

Kinosellis

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#80
Never break down and confess anything. Simply deny and provide minimal details. They’ll honestly respect you more if you just hold your line. This is how cops think. If you narc or confess then they will just think you’re a punk and will laugh about it later and share the story with their other cop friends.

If they get very aggressive, then you simply say “my apologies officer but I feel uncomfortable in this situation. I think that seeking an attorney is probably in my best interest.” Do you want to pull this card and usually it’ll never get to this point.

At worst you’re held for a few hours but they can’t do anything unless your dick is in the woman.
 
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